It's Showtime at the Apocalypse

Repent, Sinners! Just kidding!!!If you’re reading this, you’re probably not getting saved, either – so come on, let’s laugh while we still can. What would you do if you knew the world was ending tomorrow? Call in and let’s talk about it. Over Ben & Jerry’s, Jose Cuervo and that hot guy from the mailroom you’ve been too chicken to put the moves on. WTF – it’s the Rapture! Surely they called it that for a reason, right