Tony Clifton

If you don't know me already than you're just some ignorant shmuck, because I'm the greatest entertainer in the entire world. There have been some folks who decided to impersonate me by taken advantage of my success to make themselves rich. They are nothing but a miserable bunch of lowlife egg sucking bastards. Hey check this out, here are a few of my hobbies... Singing in Vegas of course, making fun of ladies with cottage cheese legs, watching titties jiggle on escalators. And, umm Hell, keeping your wife off my Cock 'n' Balls. Have a great fawk'n day and where's my Preparation H? I'm the freaking 8th Wonder of the World!!! NOW GET OUTTA HERE!!!