Mikey Bucirka

Space Station Bathroom

by Mikey Bucirka

 - Thu, May 29 2008

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May 29, 2008 4:13:52 AM EDT

So the international space station bathroom is busted. The three russians and one american are forced to use the russian soyuz space capsule bathroom as a temporary solution. I love how the russians still use the Soyuz capsule! Wasnt that thing built in the 60's? It'd be great if it still had the CCCP spray painted letters on it. But Moving on...

Can you imagine which astronaut broke that bathroom! How does one exactly break a space bathroom? Jiggling the handle too many times until the chain to the plunger breaks inside the tank? C'mon we all know one of those astronauts laid the hugest f*cking log in that bathroom. The worst is that you couldnt really get away from the smell of sh*t being stuck inside the international space station! All you're doing is floating there like an as*hole, just hanging out, breathing in sh*t that smells like rotting baby food. Yeah, I want to be an astronaut when I grow up.
  
So will NASA or Russian train a plumber to go into space and fix this? It's f*cked up that they'll have to spend millions of dollars for a launch so they can get someone up there to fix the problem. Maybe its time to abandon the manned missions for awhile. If the Mars rovers have taught us anything, its that satellites are the way to explore the galaxy. So in short, man is doomed, stop exploring planets! I've seen Mars and Ive seen Earth. Earth is an easier fix-er-upper! 

May 29, 2008 4:17:38 AM EDT

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