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Can Gidget Go Cougar?

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Theres Lipstick on My Pigskin

Theres Lipstick on My Pigskin


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Join me on 11/13 at 10:00am as we discuss how to turn Gidget into a Cougar.
1) Do I take surfing lesson and pray the great white shark confuses my wrinkly skin as pink slime, and not suitable for consumption?
2) Do I hang at the beach and ask for a guest appearance on Jersey Shoreas the Joisey house mom?  I'm sure I could pull off the look and accent, or at least get a few of my friends to endorse my audition. Well, they've already flooded Rosetta Stone with e-mails requesting that I be hired as the voice-over actor for Rosetta Joisey. Danks! Youse guys are da best!
3) Do I contact Aqua Net and ask for sponsorship?  I'm willing to be their spokesperson and endorse the new campaign slogan: Cougar Hair In A Can.
4) Do I allow my body to be video taped wearing a bikini?  Imagine the notoriety I'd get from uploading a Youtube video on how to care for your finest leather.
5) Do I approach Doublemint Gum and ask them to create a product that acts as a denture glue and the excess glue becomes chewing gum?  They could call it: Pack & Smack.

6) Do I...  oops, gotta run. Sorry for the quick exit, but the lifeguards are pulling everyone out of the water for a cougar sighting!  They could be pointing at ME!