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Listen to the 04/12/2007 show here. 

What's up, you nappy headed Infidel hos out there?  Tonight: we are the beneficiaries as the British Navy lets the “frightened 15” sell their stories to the media: we talk to one of them, who now goes by the name “Khaled.” 

Also tonight: where are all the moderate Muslims?  Look no further, for that rarest of species is right here on our show tonight, in a new segment we call "Robert Salaam's Moderate Minute," featuring Robert from "The American Muslim" radio show. 

Finally, we have the second half of our interview with noted French bloggers Arthur and Carine of La BAF.  Read more about La BAF interview here.

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Pastorius: All right, we've got a special guest in the studio tonight.  We're here with Royal Marine Captain Christopher Air. We had to pay him 50 dollars, plus we had to buy him Taco Bell and put him up at the nearby Econo-Lodge to get him to do the interview with us.  This is one of the guys that was, you know, kidnapped by the Iranians.  Anyway, I'm sure you're all familiar with the story.  Captain Air was one of the "frightened fifteen", the fifteen members of the British Royal Marines who were held hostage by Iran for two weeks. Hey, Captain Air, how's it going?

Captain Air: Here, all right!

JP: Can I call you Christopher?

CA: Me new name is Khled. That's the name me new mates gave me!

JP: Your new mates gave you the name Khaled.  Anyway, let me get to it.  You guys were in a raft, inspecting a ship, and the Iranian gunboat came up and turned their guns on you, right?

CA:  Right, they did.  They looked right frightening!  We tried to reason with them, but they was very angry!  I don’t know, their economy don’t got no jobs.

JP:  Why didn't you fight back?

CA:  Fightin' back was not an option!

JP:  Ok, so what happened after they took you prisoner?

CA: They lined us up, put blind folds on, and put bags on our heads. I could hear them laughing at us!

JP: Wow, they laughed at you, that must have been tough.

CA: Right, and one geezer kept flickin the back of me neck with his
fore-finger and thumb, he did!

JP:  Wow.

Fu2rman:  Well you can thank God they didn't give you a swirly at least, I heard that happens to prisoners of war sometimes.

JP:  ha ha, yeah, or wedgies.  I heard John McCain got a wedgie in Vietnam, ha ha.

F2:  It was actually an Atomic wedgie.

CA:  And they called me Mr. Bean! It was bleedin' terrifyin', it was!

F2:  Well that’s pretty mean.

JP:  Yeah, if somebody called me Mr. Bean, I don’t know.  That sounds like a harrowing experience.

F2:  I think I would have punched him for that.

CA: One time at University, it was rugby, and I got knocked to the turf and had me head trod in the scrum. This was even worse than that!

JP: I bet.

F2:  It was worse than the game, imagine that.

CA: Next thing is, they told us we had to say things about Britain or else.

JP: Or else what?

CA: I don't know, or else. They sounded serious, they did.

F2:  He didn’t ask.

JP: Ok, so what happened next then, Christopher?  Oh, Khaled sorry.

CA: They turned the cameras on me, they had their video cameras on and I stood up and said how Britain is shite, and the Royal Marines are wankers, and how Jesus Christ can suck the bollocks of the Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him, and how the Queen Mum has got a crusty old minge an all that, an I was sorry for being in the Iranian water in the first place, innit?

JP: I'm going to play a clip, Khaled. Hold on, I want you to listen to this.  Do you mind if I call you dude, Khaled?

CA:  All right.

Winston Churchill:  We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.

JP: So Khaled, do you recognize that speech?

CA: fightin on the beaches an the streets, I donno wot, it's some Jackie Chan shite, innit?

JP: ha ha, Jackie Chan.

F2:  That’s almost blasphemous.

JP:  No kidding man.  Here, how about this. I'm gonna read you
something else:

JP: "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."  Do you recognize that? I'll help you out, it's John Stewart Mill. Does that ring a bell?

CA: Oh, right, John Stewart, the geezer what reads the news, innit!

JP:  ha ha, not John Stewart.  Okay, look.

F2:  I’m gonna walk over there and start flicking the back of your neck in a second.

JP:  Ready?  Now here's something I want to talk about real quick.  When you guys were being held, and you were giving your videotaped statements, there was a lot of criticism of how you all seemed to flip over so easily, you know, without being tortured or anything, and how...

CA:  they flicked me neck!

JP:  what?

F2:  Yeah, apparently you really don’t like that.

CA:  I said already, he flicked me on the back of me neck with his fore-finger and thumb, he did!

JP:  ha ha, right.  Anyway, we're about out of time, so I'll leave it at that.

F2:  Hey, I want to know about those goody-bags you guys got. You guys got some gifts.

JP:  Yeah, what was in the goody bags?

CA:  We all got little bags full of Stephen Hawking’s pubic hair, we did!

JP:  Well, thanks for stopping by, Captain Khaled.

CA:  When do I get me money?

JP:  What?  Oh right, yeah we're going to send you a check.

CA:  90?

JP:  We agreed you would do the interview for 50 dollars.

CA:  Was not!  It was 90!

F2:  It was 50.

JP:  Well, I don't want to get into an argument about it.
 
F2:  Just pay the bastard.

CA:  Look here, I'm not leaving til I get me bleedin money!
 
JP:  All right, well if you want more money, you have to earn it.  Say your mother's a whore.

CA:  Me mum's a whore!

JP:  ha ha!  Ok, here, let me get my wallet...Ok, here's 100 bucks, keep the change.

CA:  A right dirty whore, she is indeed!

JP, F2:  ha ha

JP:  Hey Captain Khaled, how much if you lick my shoes?

CA:  I dunno, 40 dollars?

JP:  Ok, that’s a deal.

F2:  Oh my God!

JP:  Oh my God, he's licking my fucking shoes right here in the studio!  Ha ha!

F2:  ha ha!

CA:  Not lickin your shoes was not an option!

JP:  All right, get out of here Captain Khaled, go to the fucking airport and get the fuck out of here.  Maybe you can surrender to the cab driver on the way out because I’m sure, well I don’t know.

F2:  what a nut.

JP:  What the hell happened to the British Army man?

F2:  I don’t know, this is pathetic, what happened to "stiff upper lip" and all that.

JP:  Churchill is not just spinning in his grave, he’s a fucking gyro.

F2:  No kidding.

CA:  The Queen mum is a nappy headed bleedin ho!

JP, F2:  Get him out, get him out!

Listen to Part 1 of the LaBAF interview from the March 29,2007 show, and listen to Part 2 of the LaBAF interview from the April 12 show.

Pastorius recently talked to Arthur and Carine, French bloggers and video satirists from La BAF, Le Bridade d'Argent Francais.  La BAF also features Herve Grouik, Eric Svane (also of the excellent No Pasaran), and others, includin Frédéric Valandré, author of France Intox.  Arthur also blogs at the Arthur Wneir show, and Carine blogs at E-Nough!

Check out these links, you punk ass suckas!

Herve, Marianne, and Arthur

Arthur and Eric Svane became famous during the Paris pro-Sharia demonstration against the Danish Mo'toons, when they crashed the rally carrying large signs featuring the Danish flag, and advocating freedom of speech.  The video was widely seen, and was noted by Michelle Malkin, Littlegreenfootballs, and more. 

La Baf focuses largely on economic issues in France through satiric videos tackling the “beaurocratization” of France.

For anyone who has despaired of finding sane, courageous Europeans in this day and age, please check out this video.  Recently, Paris suburb Saint-Denis honored the cop killer “Mumia Abu Jamal,” an icon of the American moonbat left, by naming a street after him.  La Baf go to the street, make a statement, and rename the street “Rue Daniel Falkner,” after the police officer murdered by Abu Jamal.

And, see Arthur and Eric heckling Segolene Royal, socialist candidate for President.  Arthur has said that of all the candidates for president, she would be the worst.  He says she will transform France into a “big nursery” with the French as the children.  Of course, this is what socialism is.

Check out all their videos at www.labaf.blogspot.com, or go to Youtube and search for "la baf".

In Part 1 of 2 of Pastorius's interview with Arthur and Carine, we talk about Arthur and Eric's appearance at the jihadi demonstration against the Mo'toons, and immigration.

In Part 2 of the interview, we talked to Arthur and Carine about  the Paris Intifada of 2005, and what demographics portend for the future of France.

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Click here for April 5,2007 show.

NOTE! Due to technical glitch, there is some dead air at the beginning. Slide the little bar thingy over to about the 6:30 mark, and from that point everything is normal (that is, assuming your idea of "normal" includes grown men talking about such topics as getting bitten by radioactive dogs, and sodomizing Nancy Pelosi).

Since Pastorius is still home recovering from a sprained testicle, the Fu2rman is joined once again by guest host Dr. Blogstein of Dr. Blogstein's Radio Happy Hour.

Tonight's show features an interview with Dr. Robert Carter of Australia's James Cook University on the topic of man-made global warming. 

Carter calls Al Gore's recent movie a work of science fiction: like all great science fiction stories, it is largely scientifically accurate.  But, all the changes Gore describes, including warming, are in fact part and parcel of our natural world.  Gore does not prove that these changes are dependent on humans.  Carter notes that all serious scientists agree that the climate is changing; but, the questionable hypothesis is that humans are causing the warming, due to our carbon dioxide output. 

Carter mentions the recent film "the Great Global Warming Swindle" by Martin Durkin, from the UK's Channel 4.  Durkin says that the current scare is indeed just that: a scare.  The film features legitimate scientists presenting a real counter-argument to Gore's film.  The film is available at the above link, and has also been featured on LGF.

So, what drives the alarmism?  Carter says that one answer is that the media is well-aware that scare tactics sell newspapers.  And, as to the scientific community, Carter discerns a sort of echo-chamber effect simply because scientists' alarmism is what justifies continuance of their government salaries.

And, this is an article of faith for many, led by the Great Goracle.  Check out Ann Coulter's "the Coming Ass Age" on how global warming is a pseudo religion for lefties, propped up by bullying tactics against heretics.  Her best line: "It's hard to imagine Niels Bohr responding to Albert Einstein's letter questioning quantum mechanics with a statement like: 'If you continue to speak out, you won't live to see further quantum mechanics.'"  Kudos to Dr. Carter for doing what scientists are supposed to do -- asking questions and reaching conclusions based on facts -- in such a climate (no pun intended).

On a sort of side note, one topic that is touched on only briefly is the recent Supreme Court decision in Mass. v. EPA.  Five Supreme Court justices think that it would be lovely if the EPA were to reuglate greenhouse gasses in order to halt the global warming crisis.  The other four justices (any guesses who?) chose the novel approach of reading the statute at issue in the case, which (fairly explicitly) leaves discretion to the EPA.  Read Roberts' and Scalia's dissents.  Here is Volokh, with links to the original. 

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