The Crazy Liberal  

Hello,

I'm the "Crazy Liberal."  Whoopi right?  Wrong!  I'm a poor, Black man with a mouth set on automatic.  People for years have been telling me that I should have a show on the radio or get on TV.  I've got a face for radio and I'm not "Politically Correct" enough for Hollywood.  What's on my mind today?

Did you see the pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt's butt?  You better hurry because this picture will be harder to find than Obama tool in his speedo picture.  I searched the web and repeatedly I got "Access Denied."  Finally, I got to a website and I downloaded the one of her in the water figiting with her top looking out at the blue waves.  Were those waves or does she really have that much cellulite?  I didn't know if she was wearing bikini bottoms or a girdle.  Don't get me wrong, she's a beautiful girl.  I had to get a before picture and I found one of her in a turquoise two peice.  She looks like a underaged Demi Moore.  She was hot, but now "Baby's got back to spare!"  Like you wouldn't still do her?

I was scrounging through the internet on my favorite site "Topix" and I found some stories that will be of interest very soon.  Let me give credit where credit is due and let's talk about the news everyone will be talking about first?  The title of the first story is "Church Group Finds Pot in Pizza."  Allegedly, an Alabama church group got a special ingredient added to their pizza.  The pizza was ordered by an off duty police officer and he didn't notice the marijuana until after the pizza was eaten?  Sounds fishy to me!  What a great way to get around drug testing?  I ate a pizza last night with some strange oregano.  The only oregano used would be in the sauce boss!  Sounds like somebody in this church may need a visit from the Church Lady (Dana Carvey).  Who could it be that would taint this pizza?  Could it be "Satan?"  This could be a very popular item if it were legal.  I've got the muchies from the story.

I live in Las Vegas and this week was a big week for those against "Yucky Mountain."  What idiot would put 77,000 tons of radioactive waste on an active fault line?  What fool would authorize the transport of enough uranium and cesium that each load is 20 to 30 times the amount of fission products released by the big one dropped on Hiroshima?  Here's a quote, "Every dedicated train hauling 3 or 4 rail cars would contain more cesium-137 than the amount released during Chernobyl."  With friends like these, who needs a terrorist?  This is a dirty bomb accident just waiting to happen in the backyard of Las Vegas.  Is the best the opposition anti-Yucca Mt. forces could offer is that famous martini drinking Mayor Oscar Goodman and a Native American Indian crying about "Environmental Racism?"  This is America!  We can do better.

This week the hot topic was about AIDS Day.  I found an interesting story everyone will be talking about soon.   It's an "HIV Misdiagnosis Suit."  In Worchester, MA a lady is suing her doctor for an alleged misdiagnosis of HIV.  She took HIV meds for 9 years before receiving the news.  It has been claimed, "She never had the virus!"  This case is interesting because the doctor made the diagnosis based on other factors.  The patient convinced the doctor that she had HIV because of a questionable sexual history and her boyfriend tested positive.  How much proof do you need to practice?  Can you sue if you agree to take the drugs?

Finally, I couldn't close this blog without talking about someone and something "Beautiful."  Debra Lafave violated her probation and now she is at risk for going to jail.  I thought she was serving 3 years of house arrest?  In my mind, I saw this beautiful woman that made us all "Hot for Teacher" sitting at home getting cellulite like Jennifer Love Hewitt?  Boy was I wrong?  She was working in a pizza joint hitting on an underaged hottie!  Pimping ain't easy!  I wonder what type of "Oregano" she has in her sauce?  My mind is guilty of lewd and lacivious battery just thinking about what these two said!  How long will it be before Rosie and Ellen start making up crimes just so they can bunk with her?  Don't tell me "Dancing with Obama wasn't one!" 

I'm innocent!  I'm just a "Crazy Liberal" who needs a job.  Jenarlow Wilson isn't a hero just because he got a Clinton!  Blacks need new leadership and better victims!  Imus is back on the air, but you've got to live in Mayberry, RFD to hear him!  What did you think?