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T.U.R.D. Liberals Are Suffering Mightily From This Undiagnosed Condition!!!

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Do you know someone suffering from Trump Unacceptance Resistance Disorder?  (T.U.R.D)

TURD is a pattern of pathologically disassociative and psychotic behavior,  causing terroristic impulses and actions.  First observed in the wee hours of 8 Nov. 2016.  It has increased in severity in the ensuing weeks.  Sufferers of TURD exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of childlike rage,  riotous behavior and childish bouts of crying and Tourette's Syndrome.  People with TURD are inflicted with an unwillingness to believe that Trump will Make America Great Again.

Turd is caused by the election of Donald J Trump. For many,  this was a traumatic event,  triggered in large part to to the fact that their preffered news sources failed to inform them that their candidate was a criminal, treasonous parasite in such ill health that she had to be chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.  Research into the epidemiology of TURD is ongoing,  but it seems to corelate with the following environmental and behavioral symptoms:

Membership in the Democrat Party.  Identification has any species of progressive/liberal.  Currently enrolled in college,  and in possesion of,  or studying for, liberal arts college degree.  Living in a densely populated urban area.  Massive student debt.  Spotty or non-existant work history.  Patients are extremely dangerous in large groups, and resistant to reason or treatment.  Treatment requires a seperation from their hive-mind support apparatus.  

Seperation may require the assistance of trained professionals.  If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD,  encourage them to seek treatment. Join Sarge has we examine this matter in light of threats to the Trump inaugural.  Your input and clarity requested!

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