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  • 00:38

    B-Day

    in Radio

    "Lighten Up!" Campaign Manager Bill Meander-Ender reads a roll call of the Offensive Department Closet Members, makes some early appointments, and improvises from there.  The jump-off point will be "mitigating just how dark thing have become in the world of the United Slakes."  The aspiration for the meeting is to organize a campaign to deploy "Operation Canned Laughter."  ME encourages that we follow to its end an actual strategy of the Five Eyes (I, I, I, I, I) international mass surveillance coalition— Deny. Degrade. Disrupt. Deceive. ...and of course, Distract (D, D, D, D, D).  And that’s the gag order.


     


    The Closet Members:


    Lighten Up Campaign Manager, William Meander-Ender


    Department of Offensive Deeds Secreteary


    Secreteary of Culture, Brandon Donkers


    Seats at the Table Commission Representative, Lola Palooza


    House Un-American Activities Committee (HUAC!) Division Troika


    Head of Slapitalism’s Invisible Army (Just the Frenulum)


    Branded Content ADvisor


    Al "Gadgetman" Madford


    Oriental Embarrasser


    Psychological Consultant from the Non-Sense Agency (No Such Agency) for Head Space and Leg Room Exploration


    Mid-East Despondant for the Perpetual War on Gooferism


    Whimsical Staff of Chief


    Splurgeon General


    Human Rights Chimney-/Carpet-Sweep


    Angel of History


    Gofer Terence (Prince David D Phillipstian)


    Cup Bearer Joe Lorenz (Cuz Nothin' Wakes You Up Like A Cup Borne with Joe Lorenz)

  • 00:30

    My Prayer Closet - Praying the Protastúnach Paidrín - Protestant Celtic Rosary

    in Christianity

    My Prayer Closet which is part of our Evangelical Church of the Celtic Cross, has a new broadcasting format. We hope you will join us and pray along. Yes it will take a little getting used to but, it is our hope and prayer that you will be receptive to it and that you find it of great spiritual help in your prayerful life and spiritual walk. Bringing you closer to our heavenly Father all the days of your life.


    Though an Unorthodox and Unauthorized Version


    We have found it to be acceptable and is approved by the Celtic Cross Foundation of Ministry for use with our Protestant and Non-Denominational Worshipers.


    So to our Catholic brothers and sisters in Christ, please don’t take offense. We understand Catholics and Protestants have specific theological differences and we can all get along because we share the same purpose, that is, a life with Christ and Heaven ever after. This is to say that stating with significant difference between the two denominations; Protestants don't put as much emphasis on Mary as do Catholics.


    Protestants believe we don't need a mediator to talk to God. When the veil was torn from top to bottom (Mark 15:37-38) we believe God tore the veil as a symbolic act to say Christ's death removed the barrier that separated us from God. Now we can come to God ourselves at anytime and any place.


    The following is just our Protestant Version of the Dalriadan Celtic Rosary Prayer, using God, and Christ to worship rather than Mary, and encompass purposeful communication between God, Jesus, and you.

  • Ask FlyLady

    in Family

    It's that time again! We are already fielding questions about school starting back. Do you have questions? We can help you. Do you have a launch Pad? What is your laundry situation? How about the children's bedrooms? Do you have a school supply closet?


    There is nothing worse than being told by your child that they need a poster board for the next day.


    Are you planning on homeschooling?


    Have you started changing the children's bedtime?


    Have you gotten your calendar for this school year? Has the school system given you their calendar for this year. Did you get it before school released in the spring? Is it hiding in a hot spot?

  • 01:31

    Coming out of the Spiritual Closet! Tuning into your intuition

    in Paranormal

    Coming out of the "spiritual closet" is something that many people struggle with once they begin having intuitive or spiritual experiences.  


    This fear can be so great that some people stay in the closet for years, never sharing their stories and experiences with anyone.  


    Well, you know what?  It’s dark and lonely in the closet.  Not to mention that it smells like moth balls.  Are you ready to come out of the spiritual closet?  On this special show Carrie and Roxie will share their journey into the world of mediumship and intuition.  They will share stories of working with people who needed to find peace and healing through connecting them to spirit. Plus you will learn some techniques and get some support to make it easier for yourself to listen to the messages coming from spirit and your guides.


    Roxie and Carrie will also be doing readings to help you uncover your spiritual gifts and for you to connect with your helper guides during the show!

  • 00:26

    Noon Day School of Prayer

    in Radio

    Time 2 PUSH Prayer Line Ministries presents the BiblentheHood Noon Day School of Prayer with Nora Love & Vonita Brown


    Nora Love  is a seasoned Woman of God who takes us deep into the prayer closet as she shares biblical truth and spiritual insight about prayer, Holy living and the Work of the Holy Spirit.


    Vonita Brown is a Mighty Prayer Warrior and dynamic Prayer Strategist who takes command with prophetic prayers to encourage the Body of Christ


    The Noon Day School of Prayer is broadcast Monday through Wednesday from 12:30pm to 1:00pm (PST) Call in your prayer request...Get on the Call! 559-726-1200 Acess Code 523740#

  • 03:42

    2015-06-29 What Does the Federal Legalization of "Homosexuality" Mean?

    in Politics

    The whites have finally come out of their closet and shown their true "homosexual" colors.  Our people are under assault all over th globe.  And there are only a handful of Afrikan people who understand what we're facing.  Now that the magic mulatto, Barack Insane Obama, has pushed to have "homosexual" marriage normalized and legalized all over this land, our people will face increasing assualt from the white-sex community.


    Now that the "homosexual" smoke sceen is no longer the threat.  Now, the "homosexuals" are coming for the children.  It's time to have our children educated in safe environments.  It's time for Straight Black Proud people moving closer to one another and build strong, safe environments where our people will be safe from the ills of white society.


    Tonight, let's talk about this serious point in history and what we're going to do to protect the future of our Race.

  • 00:10

    Introduction to Women Talking Sex - Get to know Luminessa and Sabrina Rojek

    in Self Help

    Please visit us at www.womentalkingsex.com and don't forget to subscribe here and on our website! As always, feel free to send in your questions or call in. If you miss the live opportunity, you can still listen to the archived episodes at anytime!


    Introducing your hostesses Luminessa Enjara and Sabrina Rojek with Women Talking Sex! Ever have any questions around sexuality, relationships, your body, or anything else.



    Are you confused around this topic or scared to death?!?
    What is sexual intimacy and how do we create it?
    Is there more about your body you wish to understand better?
    Ever wanted to ask a question but didn't know where to go?
    Maybe you just want to know "how to..."


    Join us as we explore many topics, bring light and awareness to your questions and have fun in a safe environment! There are things we ALL want to know about, better sex, have our needs met, intimacy, and our relationships in general. Sometimes we are too scared to ask a question or didn't know who to ask...look no further!


    Learn more about yourself and your desires and how to communicated them!


    WHY ARE WE UNIQUE:


    We are focusing specifically on women's sexuality and creating shifts in awareness around this topic. We are taking this topic OUT of the closet and making it safe to have a real conversation. Here's the other thing...we know sexuality and our ideas and beliefs change as we age, Luminessa and Sabrina have a 30 year gap between them, which means we have a wealth of experience to cover many different age ranges from 18-65 and beyond!


    This radio show is just a couple of women, sittin' around drinking your favorite beverage, as if we were sitting together in your living room, having a conversation. Join us!

  • 00:38

    Romance Readings for the LGBTQ population.

    in Spirituality

    Are you Gay , Lesbian, Transgendered, or Queer and  looking for some romantic advice?  If so, then I invite you to call into my show this Saturday June 27, 2015 @ 12:30 PM PST.    I will be calling upon the angels, drawing oracle cards, and sharing whatever information spirit would like to share.    


    This is all part of my June "pride month" on Ascension Magic.  If you missed any of the shows, you can listen to them on demand:



    6/7     Coming out of the closet (spiritually & sexually)
    6/13   What realm are you from?  -  Earth Angel Realm Readings
    6/14   Honoring your sexuality  - Sexual energy & spirituality
    6/20   Intuitive Readings with help from the Unicorns and Fairies
    6/21   Issues facing the LGBTQ population
    6/27   Romance Readings with help from the Angels


    About me:  I am an Angel Intuitive, a Certified Angel Card Reader, Massage Therapist, Reiki Practitioner, Healer, Teacher, and Friend.  It is my desire to use my gifts and abilities to bring you blessings and return you to the path of Light  .For more information about what I do ,or to receive a professional reading, please visit my website:  www.ascensionmagic.com I also invite you to "follow" my shows for updates on the latest shows.

  • 00:30

    Nove... To The Rescue!

    in Entertainment

    As we continue to learn more of Anna and Roland's connections to Devon, things get complicated in Devon's life. He debates on whether to go superhero or not. Meanwhile, the little girl Anya realizes something about her past.


    This doesn't really take it to R or NC-17 rated, but there will be some paranoia moments. I will let you know ahead of time.


    This is the world of natural talents. A young man with beginner's experience of telepathy doesn't even know about his talent. In fact, he believes everyone around them can hear the thoughts he keeps hearing. Before he realizes and/or recognizes the truth, he is pulled into the natural world with brute force via the good and the bad people. What could possibly happen next? Tune in to find out.

  • 02:32

    underground artist

    in Radio

    My name is Fritz "Aces" Sakran and I am from Liverpool,  NY, a town right outside of Syracuse.  I have been rapping for about four years now. The label StillCheezin Records was thought up between my old partner Andy "AK" Kottage and I. We are both from Syracuse but were living in Buffalo at the time, him for school me for a life change. We decided to build a studio inside a closet we had and put a mixtape out entitled Mic Check 01.02.12 which actually came out on January 2nd, 2012.

    We ended up moving back to Syracuse,  building a studio to never use it again. Life got in the way he ended up getting into a relationship and music got sent to the back burner.  I too became involved with someone for many months before she moved back to Rouses Point,  NY, a small town outside Plattburgh. 

    After a 6 month now long distance relationship, I decided to quit my job at The Cheesecake Factory and move to her on June 1st, 2014. Still no music for the first six months I was here either. Until I showed some old songs to my new neighbor and he went crazy for it! After that reaction, I decided to post the old stuff on Facebook to see what would happen. The feedback was overwhelming to say the least!

    After that I decided to once again build a "closet studio" and start recording again. This time with more confidence and even more excitement! Soon after I started to attend open mic nights and the reaction was even greater!  I now record new music every few weeks with constant open mic night performances which I tape to show my fans back home! I have recently rised as high as #4 on my city's Reverbnation chart and I am not stopping until I reach the top!!!

    Sadly, my only brother is locked away in a prison near Albany for a few years and I rarely get a chance to talk to him. I also haven't written him in quite some time, his name is Aaron. I am currently writing my latest mixtape titled "Letters to Aaron," which is coming out later this summer.

  • 01:07

    Author Kate White chats LIVE about her mystery books on Authors on the Air

    in Books

    Kate White is the New York Times bestselling author of ten works of fiction--six Bailey Weggins mysteries (including So Pretty It Hurts and If Looks Could Kill), and four suspense novels: Eyes on You, The Sixes, Hush, and the upcoming The Wrong Man (June 2015). She is also the editor of The Mystery Writers of America Cookbook, which was published in March of this year.  For 14 years, Kate was the editor in chief of Cosmopolitan magazine, taking it to number one on newsstands and keeping it there. Though she loved the job (and the Cosmo beauty closet!), she decided to leave in late 2013 to work full time as an author, a long-time dream of hers.  Like many mystery writers, Kate fell in love with the genre after reading her first Nancy Drew book, The Secret of Redgate Farm, and she still admires those cliffhanger endings created by "Carolyn Keene."


    Authors on the Air host Pam Stack welcomes author Kate White to the studio for a LIVE one hour chat.  Please call in for a chance to win a copy of Kate's book THE WRONG MAN or a copy of THE MYSTERY WRITERS OF AMERICA COOKBOOK.  347-633-9609.


    This is a copyrighted trademarked podcast solely owned by the Authors on the Air Global Radio Network LLC. http://authorsontheair.com. http://facebook.com/authorsontheair. Twitter @authorsontheair and @PamStackHost.