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Just seeing if you're paying attention...because we all have ADD.
Michael Sam...the first openly gay active football player, is in the news regarding his showering habits. There's nothing wrong with exfoliating, pumice stone, and lavender body soap...is there?
ISIS, or IS, is always in the news. They chop more heads than a butcher at a chicken processing plant.
9 year old gilr in Arizona, accidently shoots and kills her instructor, with a fulll automatic uzi. Yeah, I have no more words on why a 9 year old girl was firing an automatic uzi.
There was more talking at the gym than working out...so I started talking to myself by yelling, "EYE OF THE TIGER!"
The gym machines smell like butt...and so do I.
David Chase says Tony Soprano isn't dead after all...good news for James Gandolfini's bones, if there ever want to do a follow-up movie.
iPhone 6 is coming out. Nerds and black market dbags are lining up already.
Hey, how's the workweek going? Summer is in full bloom!
Back at the gym after a ton of years, and clothes have gotten smaller...on the men.
Are people still watching any of those Scared Straight shows?
How are the riots going? Proof is coming out that there was a struggle and the shooting was justified, HOWEVER, never let a good tragedy go to waste.
A new American gets his head cut off, and the British PM spoke up before the President did...what's that tell you?
Ice bucket challenge...the most dumbest thing. Just write a check to ALS and be done with it!
Do the jihadis have a faled suicide bombing hotline?
The great Robin Williams is gone...nothing more needs to be said.
Anyone notice that Lauren Bacall also passed away? Probably not.
Now we've sent special forces into Iraq to kick IS ass. I guess we have a love affair with Iraq and kicking ass.
Football season is coming...and Valentines Day is hot on it's tail.
Women were all bonkers over Idris Elba and what they thought was his enormous johnson. Turns out, it was a microphone wire wrapped around his leg. HA HA! Ladies, calm your tits.
Ok, so an unarmed, black young man was senselessly gunned down in Furgeson, MO., by the police. Everyone seems to know what they saw...people are coming out of the woodwork. However, would they do the same if it was a young black man shooting another black man to death? Probably not. Just playing devil's advocate. Regardless, shooting an un-armed person with his hands in the air, is senseless and wrong.
It's National Breastfeeding Month...whip them out, ladies!
The Legends Panel - Part One(New Series)
Guest(s): Tasha Long, Cezanne, and Yosmein C.Starr
Get to know these ladies beyond the stage while having an in depth conversation as it relates to their career, longevity and the future of Female Impersonation/Pageantry,
Today...I do my show from my shower.
Why are people so against hummus lately? I think it tastes great!
If your girl wants a threesome with two guys...buy a Jeff Dunham puppet!
Finished somewhere in the bottom 5 at the comedy show last Saturday...makes me want to get better at my day job.
Another Maylasian airplane goes down...this time getting shot down. I'm gonna travel by boat from now on.
Is R.J. Mitte doing anything new these days? I heard he was doing a biopic of the man who's the world's fatest talker.
I'm naked as I type this...clothes are for suckas.
What would my grandmother say if she heard my foul fucking mouth?
Horny bitches get the new movie, 50 Shades Of Grey, coming soon to theaters. Meanwhile, guys get the new "FleshLight." Supposed to feel like the real thing, minus the constant nagging.
Another Malaysian airplane has an episode. Obama said a few words, not much else.
I cought a snippet of the new Mike Tyson rap song.
Are police really that needy?
So...Hamas shoots rockets at Israel, Israel responds. Hamas pushes kids and young adults in the line of fire, then blames America for the deaths...see something wrong here?
Does any Mexican kid know what it's like to be an only child? They usually stop then they have a boy...after having 4 girls.
Why is there always someone in a band who has to go down a blaze a glory, when they get kicked out?
Daryl and Taylor break down the dramatic goalfest that was Argentina-Nether... Err... Sorry... The guys break down the "chess match" encounter between Argentina and the Netherlands, and discuss the age old battle of Messi vs de Jong, what happened to Robben and RVP, the heroics of Javier Mascherano and Ron Vlaar, and all the drama and intrigue of the penalty shootout, featuring Jasper Cillessen doing a less-than-serviceable Tim Krul impersonation.
With Albert back in North Carolina, its left to Daryl and Taylor to review their predictions for France's 2-0 victory over Nigeria and Germany's late 2-1 win over Algeria, as well as debut their prognostications for Argentina-Switzerland and (the big one) Belgium-USA. It's a goalkeeper special, as the guys discuss the occasional brilliance of Vincent Enyeama, the thorough brilliance of Rais M'Bolhi, and the consistently insane brilliance of Manuel Neuer. Other topics covered include Messi's proclivity for eating potato chips and drinking Pepsi, Paul Pogba's more than passing impersonation of Yaya Toure, Thomas Muller as a Star Wars creature, and the rooting loyalties of Taylor's dog (Daryl's pup's interests here never in doubt).