I participated in the Army's TUWIT (Totally Unthinkable Warfare and Information Tactics) program and become a Headless Hero. My head was amputated and the organs of seeing, hearing, kissing, thinking, etc. were relocated.
We really freaked out the enemy. They scrambled like hell when headless soldiers ran toward them. It was fun. I was a big hit with the ladies, too.
But at a certain point, I got bored. I wanted them to re-install my head so I could leave the Army and start a normal, headed life.
That's when the story gets really sad.
Songs include Goofy Gorilla and the Banana Train "Fresh Sparks".
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