PRESIDENT FRUIT LOOPS LOSES THE WORLD AND OUTER SPACE

THE MEDIA HID THE PRO LIFE PLEA NOT TO KILL MORE KIDS. I ONLY SAW A LITTLE BIT OF COVERAGE ON OAN.

WHILE WE WERE ALL DEBATING THE FATE OF THE 13 OZ FOOTBALL. 4700 AMERICAN BABIES WERE SHREDDED TO PIECES AND THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS WERE GIVEN TO ILLEGAL MIMMIGRANTS.

THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS INVESTIGATION CREATED BY JEALOUS LOSERS HAS UNCOVERED ANOTHER PART OF THIS MEDIA CREATED SCANDAL.. VIDEO TAPES SHOW THAT THE CONCESSIONS AT PATRIOT STADIUM

HAVE FRANKS THAT ARE ONE INCH SHORTER THAN OTHER TEAM STADIUMS.

IN OTHER NEWS REP. BOEHNIOR HAS INVITED THE POPE TO VISIT THE CONGRESS. THE POPE ACCEPTED UNDER THE CONDITION THAT NO ONE TELLS PRESIDENT FRUIT LOOPS. 

THE POPE HAS APPOINTED THREE CATHOLIC CARDINALS TO THE SUPREME COURT. THE GOOD NEWS IS THEY WILL BE ALLOWED TO WEAR THEIR FOOTBALL UNIFORMS.