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AFA's Fischer Reveals Vast Ghey Mormon Boy Scout Butt Secks Cabal and Conspiracy

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Bryan Fischer, head of the American Family Association, didn't know what to make of it all. In February, he was certain -- CERTAIN, I tells ya -- that no freakin' way would the entire Boy Scout Executive Council of 1,400 people across the nation vote to allow sodomite children ("Children of the Butt Secks" -- I am copyrighting that idea right this very second so lay off, Steven King!) into the Boy Scouts.

When 61% of the leadership said, "Meh, whatever..." and voted to ALLOW gay scout kids into their ranks, Fischer had a minor meltdown. Although, from looking at him it's hard to tell cuz he looks kinda like a melted wax candle that won't reveal its own sexuality, even on direct examination by Alan Colmes.

But now that he's had some time to suss it out some, Fischer knows who is to blame and that is...


See if you can follow his logic. And if you can, let me know, cuz frankly it baffles the crap out of me.

There's a bunch of other stuff in here, too, but ya gotta listen.