Shy Owl  

The Joys of Mercury Retrograde

Okay, so here it is, Mercury Retrograde and life sucks ass. My favorite astrologer..(sparrowmoon.com) insists that retrograde is not always to blame for our woes. So what then? Is it a happy coincidence that I went into banking hell over an error not of my own? Is it coincidence that I had to reformat my computer TWICE??? Is it then just a coincidence that my phone will not hold a charge (well that one I will give since it is a cheapie Wally World phone)?
It is true that I am not an astrologer but I do know that Mercury loves to mess with electronics, communications, and machinery in general.
So who is to blame then? I say we lynch Mercury's ass and get on with things. Mercury seems like a perfectly fine scapegoat to me.
So everyone beware! Things are especially out of hand this time and there doesn't seem to be anything we can do about it.
What you shouldn't do is sign contracts during a retrograde, be sure that all mis-communications are handled carefully and on that note, know that most things that are done that seem malicious are not, they are just mis-communications. Keep everything in perspective.
What Mercury does that is positive is that it reveals hidden truths, so if your co-worker has secretly been harboring a grudge, you will find out about that now. Friends who aren't friends will be shaken out of your life. That is always a little painful, but better for you in the long run.
Fly Groovy...and watch for falling branches
ShyOwl
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