A little dysfunction junction - Normalcy was NEVER an option

Your sparkling host goes on an extended rant bio to further introduce how the going got weird and then in turn the weird in fact turning pro.  Two very smart wack-jobs having 6 children, all talking at the same time with only one bathroom...normalcy was never an option.  Lessons in how to make a rump roast last a week, peeing out the window and hand-me-downs as a fashion statement.  And finally, addiction, we're not addicted except to...  Time to open thoswe old wounds, pour a ;little salt and enjoy the fun of watching blood twitch...normalcy was NEVER an option.