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  • 00:21

    Star Wars Soccer XI

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    A short time ago, in a podcast not very far away ...

    Daryl and Taylor are under attack. They must each pick a soccer team starting XI from Star Wars characters. Our heroes recorded this podcast before the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, so they were talking first six movies only.

    Spoiler alert for everything from Phantom Menace through Return of the Jedi, obviously ...

    This show was sponsored by http://DraftKings.com, where you can now play daily fantasy soccer. Use promo code KEEPER for free entry.



  • 00:26

    The biggest upset in soccer history, plus: Morris signs, Klinsmann and Feilhaber feud

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    It's going to be a chilly weekend on the East Coast, so come warm your ears with the fires of our soccer chat. We talk:

    (0:00 - 11:00) Jordan Morris officially signing with Seattle Sounders in Major League Soccer.

    (11:00 - 22:30) The Benny Feilhaber vs Jurgen Klinsmann feud, with a bonus discussion of USMNT philosophy.

    (22:30 -23:30) http://PodcastOne.com app advertisement

    (24:15 - 35:30) Listener question: What's the biggest upset in international and club soccer history?

    (35:30 - 44:43) Listener question: How would Pep Guardiola fare at Bayern Munich? And how would Tony Pulis do at Bayern Munich?

    (44:43 - 45:40) The Pep to Manchester United rumor

    (45:40 - 50:30) TSS Scouting Network updates, including news about Mallory Pugh, Timothy Weah, Patrick Bamford, Ezequiel Ponce, Bence Mervo and Giovanni Simeone.

    (50:30 - 58:30) Two new scouting assignments — a terrifyingly talented Belgian attacking midfielder and a seemingly unbeatable German goalkeeper.

    (58:30 - end) World's shortest EPL weekend preview.

    Want to leave us a review? Here's the link: http://bit.ly/tssreview

  • 01:05

    Maryland Soccer

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    Stephen and Chris chat about College soccer with the Maryland Head Coach

  • 00:58

    The Baltimore Soccer Report- Indoor Edition

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    Join Ryan Collett and Bill Criss as they talk about all things MASL and Baltimore Blast indoor soccer. Tonight we will discuss the week that was within the MASL including all the key matches that would impact the playoff push. 

    We will also preview the Blast's upcoming matches this weekend as they start to prepare for their run in the playoffs. 

    As always feel free to join in to the fun ! Calls are appreciated.

  • 00:19

    Episode 66: Major Bieb Soccer

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    The ASN pod is back with your favorite Canadian singer serving as the jumping-off point for Noah Davis and Blake Thomsen to chat about MLS matches being on somewhat-obscure television networks and players in those matches deserving or not deserving calls to the U.S. national team.

  • 01:02

    The Baltimore Soccer Report: Indoor Edition

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    Join Ryan Collett and Bill Criss as they talk all things MASL soccer with a focus on the Baltimore Blast. 

    Tonight will feature a discussion regarding the tight playoff race that is going on out in the Pacific Division, along with all the happenings around the league including the Baltimore Blast splitting a weekend series this past weekend with a win against the St. Louis Ambush and a loss to the Missouri Comets. 

    Feel free to join in the conversation by calling in with any comments or questions! 

  • 01:00

    Baltimore Soccer Report-Indoor Edition

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    Join Ryan Collett and Bill Criss as they talk all things MASL and Baltimore Blast Soccer.

    Big news this week as the Baltimore Blast suffered their first defeat this past weekend at the hands of the Syracuse SilverKnights at the Oncenter in Syracuse, NY. What does the loss mean for the Blast ? Is this a season changer for the SilverKnights? 

    Tune in tonight for our opinion. Please feel free to call in with yours !

  • 01:02

    The Baltimore Soccer Report: Indoor Edition

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    Join Ryan Collett and Bill Criss as they talk all things MASL Soccer with a focus on the Baltimore Blast. 

    This weeks episode will feature a review of all the past week's MASL events. You never know who will call in to talk MASL action with the guys!

  • 01:03

    The Baltimore Soccer Report: Indoor Edition

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    Join Ryan Collett and Bill Criss as they talk all things MASL Soccer with a focus on the Baltimore Blast.

    As we turn the page from 2015 to 2016, many things in the MASL remain the same and that includes the Baltimore Blast remaining undefeated in the MASL. While the Baltimore Soccer Report was on holiday hiatus, the Blast defeated the Harrisburg Heat 8-3 and the Syracuse SilverKnights 7-3. Ryan will do his break down of these games.

    We will also preview this week's match ups with the Waza Flo and Harrisburg Heat.

    As always feel free to join in the fun and call in! 


  • 00:22

    The Simpsons XI

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    Broadcasting (in spirit) from "America's Crud Bucket" AKA "The World's Fattest Town" AKA Springfield, it's TSS' first all-cartoon soccer team.

    Daryl and Taylor have combed through the archives to select their respective starting lineups composed entirely of characters from "The Simpsons." It's 50+ minutes of glavin-y goodness based on 27+ years of hilarity.

  • 00:35

    The greatest soccer cleats of all time, players changing positions, plus TSS Scouting Network

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    0:00 - 12:45 Robert Lewandowski's five goals in nine minutes for Bayern Munich, DeAndre Yedlin's semi-successful Sunderland debut, a new nickname for the USMNT.

    12:45 - 17:-10 What are those semi-circles at the top of the 18-yard-box for?

    17:10 - 29:00 TSS Scouting Network assignments, featuring a NYRB academy player, Bolton's great young English forward, and a dribbly midfielder from UVA.

    29:00 - 42:10 The most iconic soccer cleats of all time.

    42:10 - 51:45 TSS Scouting Network assignments, featuring the 16-year-old NYRB player who scored against Chelsea, the son of one of Africa's greatest ever players, and the Croatian defender whose tackle doubles as a first touch.

    51:45 - 1:03:10 Which players could benefit from a change of position?

    1:03:10 - 1:14:10 TSS Scouting Network assignments, featuring a swervy Uruguayan, a human mirror, and a young RSL defender.

    1:14:10 - 1:23:32 Why do Kazakhstan, Georgia and Azerbaijan play in UEFA instead of the AFC?