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    CIRCLE JERK CIRCUS EPISODE 27

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    For the first time since the end of June, the Circle Jerk Circus is back baby!  Boris, Morris and Horace are ready to feast on this Thanksgiving special 2013-style with their own brand of delicious man gravy!  They're bellies will be full of turkey and all the fixin's and they'll be rarin' to disperse some of that white-roped cream that'll make grandma's mashed potatoes look like free form spew.  Oh my!!  This is sure to get your holiday cockels raging and up at attention.  The ringmasters will have their belt buckles undone and it ain't because of the previous night's epicurean delights!  No, ma'am!  These freaks will be watching the usual XXX vids and their poles will definitely be pointed NORTH!  HO HO HO.... Santa is on the clock and the fellas will be counting down the days to Xmas with a pud spankin lube partay!  Join them... won't you?

  • 00:31

    CIRCLE JERK CIRCUS EPISODE 28

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    347-215-6279.  That's the number you'll need to be a part of the Circle Jerk Circus post Thanksgiving special part deux!  Get ready to baste your own turkey's with hot juices cuz Boris, Morris and Horace are at the ready for a brand new Doris!  She best come prepared to play because she's going to get covered in leftover cranberry sauce.  Ohhhh, and all over her new holiday blouse!   Awww, it would be a shame to get that pretty shirt all sticky and gooey from holiday cheer.  But, oh well--- what can the boys do when their aiming to bop their baloney?  And... they have good AIM!  Just like the Pilgrims had to SHOOT their own dinner, the Circus ringmasters will be doing their own variation on the shooting theme.  Plymouth Rock never had THIS much fun!  Or, did they?   Hmmmm.  In any event, this is one episode you do NOT wan to miss!  You too ladies; time to do some Jilling!  Morris has a new Xmas song he'll sing again called, "Get yourself a Handy J!"  Perfect for this after-Black Friday.  So, settle in.  Have the baby oil or astroglide or whatever your slick, messy pleasure is--- ready to go.  Cuffin the carrot, beatin the meat, whackin the weenus, banging the bishop, pounding the panda, dorkin the corkin, slammin the ham and doing the "five knuckle shuffle on the old piss pump".... is definitely on the post Thanksgiving menu.  These are leftovers you are SURE to enjoy!   Bang Zoom, to da moon Alice!

  • 00:30

    Circle Jerk Circus Episode 26

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    It's the dawn of a new day in late June and your ringmasters are even dirtier than 30 minutes ago.  It can only be the early morning version of the Circle Jerk Circus!  Circus is their name--- jackin is their game!  You can call and be a part of their summer slamming party at 347-215-6279.  Calling all Doris's.  Morris, Boris and Horace are mackin on chicks and looking for their next willing participant.  Who dares to enter the lair of the boys and wind up with a lube coating (amongst other fluids!)  Come one, come all.  We're nearing the 4th of July and the fellas have their OWN version of fireworks just waiting to explode.  Talk about bottle rockets!   Geez Gomer, there isn't enough plastic to protect the room.  But then again---- who wants plastic?  NO ONE!  They just let it fly when it has to do with the latest in adult vids and heavy, horny, sexy conversation.  It's not just a boys night out so ladies... welcome to the machine!  Grab your summer toys and let's do a little "Jillin" with that "Jackin!"  Oh baby, this is going to be one pud-pounding, nut-bustin episode of the Circle Jerk Circus.  Ask for it by name... accept no substitutes.  Remember, they're not just for breakfast.... anymore!  Batteries sold seperately. 

  • 00:21

    Circle Jerk Circus Episode 25

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    Summer is upon us and the boys are back for more ham-slammin action!  Your trusted ringmasters are bringing the summer heat like no one else can on BTR.  It's the Circle Jerk Circus at its big top finest.  Boris, Morris and Horace are checking out the latest XXX hot babe video thrill while getting set to lube up... and go to town!  Sweat ain't the only fluid flyin when you check out this late June episode of baloney boppin, carrot cuffin, five knuckle shuffle shazzam!  Things are about to get nasty up in here!  Join the fellas as they take a journey to masturbation-ville.  Whack a doodle?  You bet.  If these baiters of the master variety were any more charged up---- they'd need a degree in electrical engineering.  Call the power company Gertrude cuz they're about to light the summer night sky with heaping gobs of white rope yogurt!  Who needs Activia when you have.... the Circle Jerk Circus!!  Summmah-style!

  • 00:30

    Circle Jerk Circus Episode 23

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    The Circle Jerk Circus returns for a summer season just as the TV season comes to a close!  Perfect time to get your "crank on!"  Yes, the 3 ringmasters; Horace, Boris and Morris are ready to get all horned up watching some red hot XXX chick action and bangin the bajeezus out of their baloney!  Oh, this will take weenus wackin to a whole new level!  Four out of five doctors recommend jerkin the gerkin to their patients who like jerkin!  Those 4 doctors are Dr. Mike Hunt, Dr. Hugh G. Recksun, Dr. Howie Feltersnatch and Dr. Dick Gozinya.  Fine physicians all!  Seymour Busch strongly admits to taking their advice---- a wankin a day... keeps the man goo in play!  So, join the boys on their latest trip to Pump Mountain.  It's sure to thrill ya, chill ya and spill ya.  Yeah.... spill your jack juice all over the freakin place!  Oh, and join us half an hour later for more boppin banter!

  • 00:31

    Circle Jerk Circus Episode 24

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    Summer is a comin and it's just about time to wax up those high flyin fun sticks with the Circle Jerk Circus!  Morris, Boris and Horace are back in da house to take horny up a notch!  Be a part of their madness by calling in at 347-215-6279.  It's a rock hard ZANY Sunday morn and our masters of the batin are chomping at the bit to let the freak flag fly!  You'd think it was thanksgiving the way those turkey basters are spewing the hot juices.  But--- this ain't no cooking show Rachel Ray!  No ma'am!  The boys are looking for their next "Doris" and if it's Martha Stewart then... so be it!  T & A is on the agenda during this installment as they watch and analyze the latest in red hot XXX videos for your pud pounding pleasure!  Whoever nuts first is the winner!  Then again, there are NO losers in this game of splooge-opoly!  Stop wasting your time with boring sex shows and come over to the dark side.  Cuffin the carrot has never been more fun.  Slammin the ham will have you screaming for MORE!  Summer excitement?  You know it!  Only the ringmasters can have you playing ball in the house with no guilt!  Oh baby--- they're HOT TONIGHT!

  • 00:21

    Circle Jerk Circus Episode 21

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    Circle Jerk Circus fans have been BEGGING for more product since the the "lost episode 19" has become a cult phenomenon!  People have been wondering what happened to the three ringmasters, Horace--Boris--Morris, to silence their golden loins.  BUT--- episode 20 brought it back to life so all is right in the jizzbomb universe!  Now, they're back again for more fluid-flyin heroics in this MUST-LISTEN half hour of freaky craziness!  The boys are checking out the latest in hot adult videos, mackin on smokin babes and letting their bone flags fly!  There are creamy white ropes enough for all to admire.  Join them on this latest journey to splooge-a-pallooza!!  And remember--- there's another episode just a half hour later.  Oh my gosh; can there be this much man cream?  As Sarah Palin would say.... YOU BETCHA!

  • 00:31

    Circle Jerk Circus Episode 22

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    It's midnight and it's the Circle Jerk Circus and they have a phone number for all their loyal peeps.  It's 347-215-6279.  There!  You have no excuse not to listen to this latest version with our three ringmasters, Horace--Morris--and Boris!  You don't have to be clowns to be in this circus!  You just have to wanna have fun and do the stroke!  Oh yeah baby--- the stroke is ON!  These guys are ready to bust!  What are they going to bust?  A NUT of course!  This episode is not for the faint of heart.  Then again, maybe it is!  It's their own, personal March Madness!!  Things will get zany up in here!  Don't kid yourselves--- the lube will be flowin as the XXX vids are showin!  Your stuff will be growin--- and your face will be glowin as you lowin your standards when we check out hot HO-win.  The grass won't be mowin.... with the bone you'll be towin!  Don't be rowin or sowin... cuz it's time to be.... blowin! Man, they need a towel already!  The Circle Jerk Circus is back--- and we're crowin!

  • 00:17

    Circle Jerk Circus Episode 17

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    The boys are back and better than ever this Thanksgiving!  Some holiday cheer for Morris, Boris and Horace to kick off the holidays because now they have... DORIS!  Yes, hot babe Doris is ready to get her large breasts all covered in hot sticky juices.  Or... is that the festive turkey at the Circle Jerk Circus table?  The fellas are ready to baste what ever comes along!  Cranberry sauce indeed!  Don't miss a moment on this Thanksgiving night.  Tell grandpa to leave the pants next to his teeth on the endtable cuz this sucker is about to get hog wild!  Hee Haw, George Bailey!  Our three ringmasters are about to explode!

  • 00:31

    Circle Jerk Circus Debut!

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    It's our first raunchy ass sex show and it's all about tits and ass and jacking!  Masturbation rules and we're ruling it!  We want you all to be a part of our circle jerk circus and you can call in too!  So, get ready for episode one!

  • 00:31

    Circle Jerk Circus Episode 16

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    The fellas aren't waiting long to release another stream of white-ropin fluids.  It's time for the second show of the new fall season on Circle Jerk Circus.  Forget the clowns, we've got Boris, Morris and Horace looking for some fun-filled big-breasted Doris and Chloris to take a ride in the... Taurus!  It's adult BTR frivolity at it's fluid-flyin finest.  Join them on this "O" face odyssey.  You'll be glad you did.  Midnight is when the ghosts and goblins come out and their goblin will be all over the freakin floor!  Cleanup in aisle 5!   WHOA!

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