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LIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!!
Last night's episode was a thing of beauty. We had all sorts of topics being discussed, an excellent sports segment, and then on top of that, we had Simple perform his first ever hit- Don't Judge Me.
Tonights show, we may be fortunate enough to have another Simple performance, but regardless of that, we will have ten amazing topics and a prime sports segment with Ryne Hancock.
ALSO: Nature Segment with Willard Johnstone tonight- DONT MISS IT!!!
1) Harvey Updyke: Misunderstood Man or Evil Beast?
2) Is Mitt short for Kermit?
3) The Infamous Khaki Suit- Does it still exist? (PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE WILL BE POSTED ONLINE)
4) How William Faulkner Changed Hip-Hop Culture Forever
5) Most Dangerous Predatory Moth Known to Man
6) Did Pee Wee Herman truly pay for his crimes enough?
7) Fermentation Station: What are the best kept secrets in fermentation?
8) Did Nickelback front man Chad Kroeger start bath salts trend before or after recording his hit song/piece of shit, "Photograph"?
9) The Birds and the Bees: Kermit has the talk with you that your father should have had.
10) Gotta Hate a Horseface: Kermit Breaks Down the Most Unattractive Type of Woman.
LIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!!!!!!!
If you missed last nights episode, go and listen to the replay right now! It was filled with great topics, great callers, and as always, a great segment on Sports with Ryne.
If you want to make up for missing last night, do yourself a favor and tune in tonight- it promises to be one for the ages.
Also, Cannibal Co-Host Shawn Davis hopes to settle the debate that started last night in regards to biker gangs and all sorts of sexually transmitted diseases.
There were a number of topics we did not get to last night, so we will have some topics that make a return appearance.
Call in, share your thoughts, talk to Kermit, whatever you want to do. Just get on your phone and call the Cannibal tonight!
BREAKING NEWS: We have recently become aware that we WILL be having Simple on the Show tonight to perform one of his many Hit Singles. Be sure and tune in- you dont want to miss this!
1) Fathers who Wear "Affliction" brand shirts: The Scum of the Earth
2) From Men to Menstrators: the Greatest Tragedy of All
3) More Deadly: SARS or Laziness?
4) Less Trustworthy First Name: Keith or Jasper?
5) What is the best sauce/dressing/condiment?
6) Did #Nickelback front man Chad Kroeger remove the legs of several live rodents as a child, or was he considered an adult when he did this?
7) Check the Family Tree: A Warning Against Unknowingly Marrying Inbreds and the Effect this Has on Your Own Family Tree.
8) Steel Toe Boots and Herpes Simplex II: The Debate Rages on (Special Shawn Davis Segment)
9) Gotta Hate a Horseface: Kermit Breaks down the most Unattractive Type of Woman
10) Being Homeless: Pros and Cons
LIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!!!
As everyone is surely aware, the Cannibal has been off the airwaves the past three nights. Initially this was due to elements of nature that effected our signal for broadcasting, but yesterday, it became known that Simple had attacked the studio in an effort to keep the show from airing.
Tonight, we release ourselves from the shackles that Simple tried to hold us down with.
- We will have an excellent treat tonight as a brand new co-host will join Kermit in the studio.
-We will have a top of the line sports segment, as usual, Sports with Ryne.
-We will have a multitude of topics for discussion, including the WTBC (World TrashBall Championships) and Simple's genre transformation.
-We will, as always have great callers to put their own special touch on the topics and the Cannibal itself.
1) Kermit's Big Announcement
2) Are Mermaids Real? If so, are they spineless cowards because they choose to hide from humanity?
3) Women Members at Augusta? OUTRAGE
4) Yellow Sno-cones: The Prospect of Consuming Human Urine
5) Trashball for Dummies
6) Tales of the Horseface: Callers shed light on the infamous Horse Faced Woman.
7) Who would you trust more to babysit your kids: Simple or an Inbred from Alabama?
8) Gas Station Food: Questionable or As Pure as the One who Wrought it?
9) Is it true that one can cure jock itch by eating gold bond powder? Will Mutations Occur?
10) Are Goats the Most Underrated Beasts on Earth?