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Burp! Fart! Scratch! Okay so it's Week 3 Wrap Up Time. This was an interesting week for the Favre Dollar Football league, but I don't want to give away all the details here...we want you to listen. El Commish and Bye Week manager Justin will tell you all the happenings that was Favre Dollar Footlong. A few surprises, some teams maybe in panic mode and there will be enough gas in the studio to make a mask required. We'll talk about Week 4 and how everyone should improve their teams.
Justin and yours truly ramble on about who's in, who's out, and what type of deep v sweater goes best with a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. Apparently I have about 1800 more characters left in this description so enjoy this:
Jean Girard: [has Ricky in an arm lock] I will let you go, Ricky. But first, I want you to say..."I... love... crepes."
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Don't you say it, Ricky. These colors don't run.
Ricky Bobby: I'm not gonna say it.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Good.
Ricky Bobby: Hey, look, Frenchy, I thought about it. So why don't you go ahead and break my arm?
Jean Girard: I do not want to break your arm, Monsieur Bobby, but I am a man of my word.
Ricky Bobby: Here's the deal. He's not gonna break it because I'm gonna slip out of it right now. Houdini!
[he tries unsuccessfully to get free]
Jean Girard: Whoa! Get down, you little pancake.
Ricky Bobby: Someone might as well get me a beer while I'm down here.
Jean Girard: But you have forced me to do this. You are now mocking me and making me look ridiculous. Just say, "I love crepes."
Cal Naughton, Jr.: You know, just to put this in there, I had a whole mess of crepes this morning. They're just like pancakes, maybe even better.
Ricky Bobby: Wait, are they the really thin pancakes?
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Yeah.
Jean Girard: Yes they are. They are the really thin pancakes. It's just a French word for them.
Ricky Bobby: Oh, my god, I love those.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Put any syrups you want on them. I'm just saying, think about it.
Ricky Bobby: They come with cheese sometimes?
Jean Girard: Yes, of course, a fromage-crepe.
Ricky Bobby: Well, why didn't someone yell that right-right away?
Jean Girard: Do you know what's in the crepe suzette?
Ricky Bobby: Oh, I love the crepe suzette!
Week 5 is over and some are praying for their playoff lives. Luckily only two teams won't be making it. As always we'll go over matchups. We'll tell you who should have started and whose starters should have been benched. With 8 weeks remaining things are going to be getting more exciting week to week. We will also take a look at a little league history.
Week 4 where the Defenses suck and benches aren't worth having.
Hey everyone! How about some good, hard hitting election talk?? No? You say you'd rather pick your ears with a power sander?? Alrighty then. What if Kevin and Chris just blab about fantasy nonsense for 30 minutes? Good. Cuz that's what you're getting.
*Cue Big Black Boykins w/ a megaphone*
"Are you ready for some Fantasy Football?? How about some donuts?? Pie, maybe?? I quit."
Not sure what that was all about, but when I picture someone doing a Hank Williams-esque fantasy football lead-in song...it's usually with the guy from Rob & Big.
Week 1. And. Here. We. Go!
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