TOO MANY FLAGBURNERS IN THE SENATE. My number one goal is to see every Senator and Con grease mouse who voted to burn the flag out of office by 2012. Eighty percent of flag burner ... more

OBAMA SAVES CORZINE'S BACON. GOLDMAN SACKS NEW JERSEY. THE ELETES HATE SARAH PALIN. SAVAGE NEEDS A WOMAN. SAY NO TO DOGS. 8 COPS SHOT IN JERSEY CITY SO OBAMA SINGS KUMBAYA IN HOLMD ... more

I HAVE THE SOLUTION FOR GEORGIA. IT TAKES COURAGE. HEY WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO? I DIDN'T SAY THE DRAFT IS BACK. STARTING TONIGHT UNTIL RUSSIA SURRENDERS WE WILL PLAY THE GEORGIAN BA ... more

WELCOME TO FREEDOM WEEK. TWO DAYS BEFORE INDEPENDENCE DAY. DEMONCRATS ARE ADVISED NOT TO USE DRUGS TWO HOURS BEFORE THE SHOW. COHERENCE IS NEXT TO GODLINESS. WE CAN WORK ON CLEANLI ... more

The local papers trumpeted the media body count cap of 4,000. Eight of my neighbors died to protect me. We honor their sacrifice.