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You want to know how to really piss off people in an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting? Tell them that you can take a person through all twelve steps in one day. They’ll look at you like you just announced that you’re running an adolescent sweat shop out of your basement. And why is that? How is it that what worked magnificently for our co-founders and hundreds who followed them is now viewed as heresy? Why has Alcoholics Anonymous developed such an aversion to simplicity?
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