Whoa, dude! I knew when i hired you over 10-years ago you would be my "fixer"
Little did I know then that you'd end up my "fucker".
You did ALL of those deeds done dirt cheap for me over the years!
Guess what, that all came back home to roost and bite me squarely in the ASS!
Paying off ladies I "banged" - a mere 2 weeks before the Nov. 8, 2016 presidential election.
Threatening people - over 500-times - with bodily harm - or worse!
Using a presidential election to facilitate a gargantuan real estate deal in Moscow for Trump Org. - by treasonously offering to drop sanctions on Putin's Russia!
Then, using Moscow military intelligence - (the GRU) - via Wikileaks - to uncover salacious "dirt" on my rival, Hillary Clinton & her campaign manager, John Podesta & the DNC- to seal her fate in the presidential election of 2016!
And then having my conversations in Trump Tower tape recorded - picking up stuff I said that was most uncomplimentary and treasonous - including saying the "N"-word --- numerous times.
Blabbing about my penchant for inflating my real net assets to secure a bank loan - from Deutschebank & deflating those same assets to lower my taxes.
Shit, with friends like you - who the fuck needs enemies!
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