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TRUMP TURNS 'TWINKIE' IN HELSINKI - HE AIN'T EVEN A SNOWFLAKE!

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West flies east to helsinki
East flies east to meet tinki-winki
West trashes europe then flees to rinky-dinky
East awaits west and will wreak helblinki

Trump lies from west to east
Putin lies from east to west
Helsinki will spawn forth a new disease
Rinky-dinky rules the day like a summer's breeze

Mendacity and audacity is endless capacity
Sagacity and scarcity can't hold with alacrity
Pomposity and verbosity flattens all with finality
Trumposity and donald-catastrophe is all but a technicality

Vladi takes Donnie by the arm & cooos
Sweet american - come talk a walk among the trees
Donnie entones back to Puti - sugar, let's take off our shoes
And slip away - steal away - like a sweet summer's breeze

The two push thru the french doors and down the lawn
Make their way quickly to the edge of the estate
Taking a path into the woods - disappear like a pair of fawn
With Putin's hand clapsed around trump's - as they make their escape

Then all is quiet - all is clear - all is as it was
Night fall comes - then morning light breaks the darkness
Out come staggering trump + putin - feeling the buzz
And one can hear the Donald supplicate to Puti with snarkness

You didn't have to be so rough - so - off the cuff
But, Puti, sweetie, know that I will not let you down
And I'll always remember our time together on the ground
The whole time together and not one single frown

Puti, give me something to remember - yes, your sweet Russian lips
Oh, Vladi - take me - I am all yours - reach for my hips
Trump, you're my American muffin - I'm your Russian lovin'
I own you - you're my little American puffinstuffin

Puti, give me something to remember - yes, you

 

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