Son-Of-A-Bitch, just when you think you're on "easy street" - the feds smash in your fucking door!
Damn - you got 30+ years of records on the "Donald" - every single sleazy real estate deal, every underhanded loan, every single hooker & "party girl" PAY-OFF, nda's for single under-age models, hollwywood starlets, budding engenues & all those Russian LLC'S, hell w/o Russian LLC's - the Trump real estate empire would not even fucking exist!
Then there's those goddamned Trump income tax returns going back to 1977 - shit, he ain't worth a tenth of what he claims.
By the end of the 20th century there were only 2 goddamned banks on planet earth I could even think about getting a loan from -- the PBC/People's Bank of China + Deutschebank - (whose main "banking" consisted of unadulterated money laundering). Well the PBC had enough sense to "cut" him off. But Deutschebank did him "one better" - they cut him off from their regular lending side - but "passed" him on to their "private wealth" side - Russian Oligarchs/Billionaires/Mob-Types who didn't ask too many questions or poke around too closely @ my "credit" rating - 'Cause they knew that if Trump didn't repay - they could "take his ass out" - permanently!
What's a poor dumb schlub from Brighton Beach/Brooklyn supposed to do when you only have 3 clients - (Trump, a former RNC Chairman & Sean Hannity). And, Hannity claims he ain't a "client" but still wants attorney-client status!
The feds have it all. Can't think of how i'll "wiggle" out of this. Guess I'll have to do like a "street walker" - & turn a "trick" - and fink on Trump & "nuzzle" up to Bobby Mueller!
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