Michael Cohen is going to prison for a very long time! Go ahead Michael, just get used to "bending over & grabbing your bony-assed ankles!"
The FBI raided the dude today - Monday - April 9, 2017 - in his Manhattan (1) law offices - (2) his condominium unit - and (3) his hotel room he was using. They were looking for more than just Stormy Daniels documents - agreements & nondisclosure agreements. No, they were looking for business documents involving him and the "Donald" and banking & tax records.
Seems the Feds have several charges they're throwing @ the mighty "Cohen" --- (1) banking fraud --- (2) wire fraud --- and election fraud.
My, oh my, this is really bad shit. For Michael Cohen & For Donald Trump! Cohen has been involved --- up to his eyeballs --- in virtually every sleazy business deal Trump has found himself embroiled in - for over 20-years!
No, Trump won't pardon him!
So, Michael Cohen will "fork" over info on Trump --- to Bob Mueller --- when Mueller grabs Cohen by the balls and says ---
Do you want to make a deal, heel?
Of course Cohen will say --- how long am i looking at?
Bobby then says, chump --- 50-75 years!
Then Cohen says, ok, i'll sing but I want to do winters in Majorca!
Bobby says, yeah, well, we'll work on that! But 1st, we really need you to "rat" out on your scum-fuck bro --- the "orange" one! He's so russiafied he'd pass for a kremlin kopek!
What say, Mikey?
Cohen snorts ----> let me go back to the very beginning -----> it was a stormy, rainy night in Brooklyn and I was sitting in a coffee shop when this orange-haired dued walked in with that shiny blue suit and bright red tie and 2 hookers on his arms!
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