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SYMPATHY FOR PRESIDENT EVIL

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Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of stealth and haste
I've been around for 70-odd year
Drove many a man's soul to waste

And I was 'round when Jeb Bush
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Putin
Washed his hands and sealed my fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

Hung around in St. Petersburg
When I saw it was time to make some cha-ching change
Killed Bill Maher -  I'm so sinister
Hillary Clinton screamed in vain

Rode Russian tank
Slept with Moscow skank
When the trolling raged
And the voting was staged

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While poor Hillary
Fought me on the stage
Against the bill of goods I made

I shouted out,
Who allowed such an obscenity?
When after all
Was my base & nazi tv

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of stealth and waste
I ensnare FOX-TV carnivors
Whose brains are baked before reaching Tampa Bay

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, Trumperzzz

Pleased to meet you
Must confess my true aim, oh yeah
I'm all about confusing you
Cause, that's just the nature of my game

Just as the GOP is truly criminal
And all my base are saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Gucifer
'Cause, shit, I'm in need of real restraint

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your earnest liberal politick
Or I'll turn your soul into utter waste, yeah

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