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Vlad, We Need You Now More Than Ever
Vlad, We Will Seed You, Like Green Clover
Vlad, We Like Your Creed, Even Your Screed
Vlad, Me Trump, Likey You More Than My Mother

Vlad, Me Trump, Lookey @ You Through The Day
Vlad, Me Trump, Lookey @ You Every Single Day
Oh, Vlad, I Want To Be You When I Grow Up
Yes, Vlad, Just Like You So I Can Fucking Cope

Vlad, You're My Favorite Impaler
Vlad, You're Better Than My Nasal Inhaler
Vlad, Squeeze Me With Those Big Strong Hands
Oh, Vladi, Tease Me With Those Big Russian Glands

Vladi, Puti, I'll Even Share My Bed With You, Sweetie
Vladi, When I Look Into Your Eyes, I Want To Do Lots Of Tweetie
Vladi, Please Come Visit Me Again, Real Soon
Vladi, Our Tryst In Hamburg, Put Me In A Full-Metal Swoon

Oh, Puti, You A Cutie, Love That Booty, & U Even Snooty
Oh, Vladi, I Could Just Kiss You On Your Russian Luger
Oh, Vladi, I Could Just Obtain Bliss Looking At Your Uber
Yes, Vladi, I Declare My Fealty To Your Manly Schluber

Vlad, Let's Take That Midnight Ride Through The Forest
Vlad, We Can Make Whoopee On Horseback Before We Get Too Sorest
Puti, Sweetie, Take My Small Hands & Put Them On Your KGB'S
Puti, Honey-Suckle, Let Me Caress Your Hair As We Listen To The BG'S

My Czar, Your Gaze Has Me In An Absolute Daze
My Czar, Your Blaze Knocks Me Out That My Mind's In A Haze
Come, Puti, Let's Steal Away In My Long, Black Car
Come, Puti, Let's Peel It All AWAY - With That Long Cuban Cigar

Oh, Daccha Man, Your Burly Chest Shimmering In The Summer Breeze
Oh, Daccha Man, Your Curly Crest Below Your Navel In Our Slumber & Sleaze
Oh, Daccha Man, Your Surly Thighs, Swiveling Towards Me, OOO-WEEE
Oh, Daccha Man, Your Girly Smile & Twinkling Eyes Make For Whoopeee