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Kim Jong Un Invites Trump To Pyongyang

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Dear Cheetos-In-Chief ---
If u truly want peace the Imperial Kingdom 
You must travel to pyongyang and lick my boots & thereby show total fealty to your "Dear Leader"

Otherwise we will continue w/the LongDong # 10 ----
Which is able to reach Trump Tower --- (Melania & Baron)
& we're also working on the LongDong #11 --- that's able to reach Mar-A-Lego

You will lick the boots of the "Dear Leader", Oh Cheetos-One!
You will dance to our bamboo flute rhapsody
We will show you a live demonstration of our most advanced weaponry
And then, we'll give you a Golden Showers Show that you will NEVER forget!

Yes, Dear "Orange" Blossom, the Hermit Kingdom beckons u come
We will shower you with bosoms beyond belief
We will provide you with a harem worthy of Omar Shariff & Omar Quadaffi
You will want for nothing and it will be most BIGLEY --- as Bigley as you can make it!!!

Oh, Comrade Cheetos, leader of the decadent West
You cannot defeat us with your words and actions
No, we will never kow-tow to an Orange Infidel
We will fight to the last rice paddy, to the last bowl of rice, to the last clump of coal

Mr. Marmalade, you cannot stop us, our missiles will not heed your tweets
You're a paper tiger without teeth
And besides, we know you have very small hands, what do we fear?
No, Orange-Man, we are beyond your influence and power



We aim to replace your name from Trump Tower
It will then be known as "Dear Leader" Skyscraper
Lick Dear Leader's boots and dine on chocolate cake filled with cognac
And we will then reconsider our bomb building programs


We await your response because we know you will
As a show of good faith, we will gladly pay you for one of your golf courses