HUMPTY-TRUMPTY HAD A 'HUGE' FALL

Humpty Trumpty sat on a wall,
A wall he wanted built beyond ALL
But Humpty Trumpty had a great fall,
& All Roger Aile's horses & all Steve Bannon's men
Couldn't put Trumpty back together again.

Meanwhile, Humpty Dumpty sat on his wall
& heard about Humpty Trumpty
Said he'll stay up & won't fall
But wait for that 11th hour GOP call 

While Humpty Trumpty was all in pieces
His mouth was still moving
Could be heard uttering --- "crooked hillary"
Then, that oozing sound, as he faded out . . . .

Humpty Trumpty is now "splotched goo
On the promenade - ignored by one & all
But Humpty Dumpty lives to fight for you
Says, need to tear down Trumpty's Wall

So, As Humpty Dumpty sat on his wall
His cell fone rang & he took the call
Twas his Uncle Sam in need of a plan
America needed a hero to rescue this land  

Dumpty pyloned down his wall & headed for Trumpty's
Took out his ram sheep horn & began to blow
& just like @ the battle of Jericho
The walls came a-tumblin' down

And the moral of the story for one & for all
No wall is beyond the call of Saul
Not even a vile & evil man 
With a foul & malignant scam