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TRUMP'S SWEET SWORD!

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Rubio - About GOP rival TRUMP 

"He is taller than me, he's like 6' 2", which is why I don't understand why his hands are the size of someone who is 5' 2"," Rubio joked. "Have you seen his hands? And you know what they say about men with small hands -- "

& TRUMP TWEETS A LOT

TRUMP'S sweet sword
Oh, yeah, his sword
Praise the lord

Really wants to tease you
Really wants to stick it to you
Really wants to plough that sword
BUT it ain't so long, his sword

TRUMP'S sweet sword
Oh, sweet Lord
BUT Can We AFFORD

Really wants to show you
& Go toe-to-toe with you
Really wants to show that sword
But it won't get long, TRUMP'S sword

His sweet sword
It's stiff as a board
That damn sweet sword

Really wants to freak you
Really wants to bleep you
Really wants to tweak you
Really wants to creep you
BUT it won't get very long

TRUMP'S sweet sword
Hm, that sword
My, my, that sword

Really wants to bro' w/you
Really wants to grow on you
Really wants to show some sword
But, alas, it won't get long

Hmm
TRUMP'S sweet sword
YES, TIS, HIS sword

4-BAR "Interlude"

Hm, his sword
Such a damn fine sword
Sure looks like it could SOAR
JUST Makes him a cheap whore

Really wants to Brooklyn you
Even Hackensack on you
Needs to Super-Size that sword
Then RE-TWEET it ALL overboard

Hm, his sword
Tis smaller than a gourd
Let him tweet that sword
Such a tiny, tiny sword
WHAT a slimy little sword
Ain't no magic chord
His petite LITTLE sword
Such a fucking, little whore
That petite LITTLE sword
Makes TRUMP a dirty whore

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