Bernie, You Say The "Right" Stuff, But You Ain't Got The "Right Stuff"! --- You'd Be A Great Proponent For GOING TO THE MOON + BEYOND! But, For Heaven's Sakes, You'd NEVER Be An Astronaut. In That Same Vein, Your Advocacy For PROGRESSIVE CAUSES Is All Well & Good, But YOU Are NOT The "Right" Guy To Lead The Others Into BATTLE!
Bernie, You're A Goddamned SAINT! --- Your MORALS Are Impeccable! --- You're A Most Rightous Dude! --- But, Your Just To Damn Self-Rightous, AMIGO!
Bernie, You're A Goddamned Straight Arrow --- You Don't Have Any Peccadillos In Your Past (As Far As We Know) --- But You're WAY Too Sanctimonious & Self-Serving!
Free College Tuition + Free Health Care -- That's A Hell Of A Start. But, BERNIE, There's Just NO WAY You're EVER Going To "Shove" This Shit Through CONGRESS --- You're NOT The Guy For This! --- You Ain't Got The Requisite "Stuff" --- WITHIN YOU --- To Go About This
You're A "Mouth", Bernie! --- That's You're Real STOCK-IN-TRADE! --- You're An Intellectual RABBLE-ROUSER! --- You Can Agitate A Crowd, Bring'em To Their Feet! --- You Aren't A Deal-Maker, A Guy Who Can Work CONGRESS To "Spit" Out A Reasonable Facsimile Of The Kind Of Legislation That You're ALL About!
Bernie, It's Time To Face Facts! --- You'd Make A Great CheerLeader-In-Chief! --- NOT A Commander-In-Chief! --- I Hate To Be The One To Break It To You, But There's More Than A Smattering Of Solid Reality At Work Here! --- Again, Bernie, You Just Ain't Got The "Right Stuff" To Assume The Role Of President Of The U.S. --- You Can, However, Assume The Role As President Of Our Collective, National Conscience! --- And For That, We Will ALWAYS Be Indebted To You!
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