GOT 'RIGHT STUFF' U A PRESIDENT--BERNIE DON'T

Bernie, You Say The "Right" Stuff, But You Ain't Got The "Right Stuff"!  --- You'd Be A Great Proponent For GOING TO THE MOON + BEYOND!  But, For Heaven's Sakes, You'd NEVER Be An Astronaut.  In That Same Vein, Your Advocacy For PROGRESSIVE CAUSES Is All Well & Good, But YOU Are NOT The "Right" Guy To Lead The Others Into BATTLE!

Bernie, You're A Goddamned SAINT! --- Your MORALS Are Impeccable! --- You're A Most Rightous Dude!  --- But, Your Just To Damn Self-Rightous, AMIGO!

Bernie, You're A Goddamned Straight Arrow --- You Don't Have Any Peccadillos In Your Past (As Far As We Know) --- But You're WAY Too Sanctimonious & Self-Serving!

Free College Tuition + Free Health Care -- That's A Hell Of A Start.  But, BERNIE, There's Just NO WAY You're EVER Going To "Shove" This Shit Through CONGRESS --- You're NOT The Guy For This!  --- You Ain't Got The Requisite "Stuff" --- WITHIN YOU --- To Go About This

You're A "Mouth", Bernie!  --- That's You're Real STOCK-IN-TRADE! --- You're An Intellectual RABBLE-ROUSER! --- You Can Agitate A Crowd, Bring'em To Their Feet!  --- You Aren't A Deal-Maker, A Guy Who Can Work CONGRESS To "Spit" Out A Reasonable Facsimile Of The Kind Of Legislation That You're ALL About!

Bernie, It's Time To Face Facts! --- You'd Make A Great CheerLeader-In-Chief!  --- NOT A Commander-In-Chief!  --- I Hate To Be The One To Break It To You, But There's More Than A Smattering Of Solid Reality At Work Here!  --- Again, Bernie, You Just Ain't Got The "Right Stuff" To Assume The Role Of President Of The U.S.  --- You Can, However, Assume The Role As President Of Our Collective, National Conscience! --- And For That, We Will ALWAYS Be Indebted To You!