Let's get right to it:
Rep. House Speaker John Boehner (OH) has proposed Single-Payer Health Insurance.
Republican Senator Lindsey Graham (SC) has proposed to Republican Senator John McCain (AZ).
Republican Senator John McCain (AZ) has agreed that the Iraq War was a boondoggle and a national disaster.
Republican Senator Mitch McConnell (KY) has agreed to lower the number of votes needed to end a fillibuster to 55-votes - down from the current no. needed - 60.
Grover Norquist, Anti-Tax crusader, agrees to raise the Top Tax Bracket To 90%.
Republican House Majority Leader Eric Cantor says any cuts to Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid are off the table.
Mitt Romney has agreed to explore the possibility of making college education free for all graduating high school students.
And lastly, Republican Congressman Paul Ryan (WI) agrees that the Debt Ceiling is an artificial device that has no place in American Government and needs to be abolished.
April Fools - Only Just Kidding.
On the other hand, just imagine if I weren't ...
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