candyloc

3/7/2008 4:13 AM UTC

You Know You’re A Protojay Radio Listener When.. Your comments consist of 90% promotion for the show & the raffle. You are sleep deprived. You can’t go to sleep no earlier than 1am, even when the show is not airing. You laugh at stupid things Candy said at random times of the day. You’re single until 9pm. You’re taken, but then taken by someone else at 9pm. You’re never depressed anymore. You’ve looked up on myspace trying to see if you can find a picture of Form. You tell people GET THIS STALKER OFF ME! You die a lot. You know what smh is. You say www. protojayradio. com , click contact me, buy this, $12, win $50-$4000 in your sleep. Your club hoppin days are over, atleast until 1am. Hot mess is a frequent word in your vocabulary. Your guy friends consist of Pro, Rane, and Form. Your girl friends consist of Candy, Terri, Delia, Chinky, Mz Fay Muz, Colorcrazy, Bx_queen, Lady Lolypop, and Skinny Bitch. Your definition of protein is different from the dictionary. You try not to do no more crazy sex stuff, so you won’t get put on blast when asked a question. You never knew squirrels had such big balls. You know the most CRAZYIEST, FREAKIEST chick in Florida. You're bisexual at 9pm. You're in the chatroom before pro. You're in the chatroom at 9pm on the dot. After the show is over you're still in the chatroom for another hour. You know the most intimate sex details about a bunch of strangers. You've shared your most intimate sex stories with over 10,000 strangers. You know someone with 65 different mutiple personalities, is bi polar, has OCD & ADD, and is a step away from being schizo. You tell people DISRESPECTFUL!! You know why people keep bananas in their freezers for. You thought you been asked it all, until you came on Protojay Radio. You go on Blog Talk Radio more than myspace. You spend the next day listening to yourself on the the repeat of the show. Protojay listeners can edit the list if you please, add, and send to Candy so she can edit it, THANKS!

candyloc

3/2/2008 8:57 PM UTC

Go to www.protojayradio.com click on get your money and get your tickets while you can live raffle that will be done at the end of the this month prizes will be $50-$4000 dont miss your chance