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buck_shot70656
11/1/2009 5:07 AM UTC
hay im lisoning to your show its agreat one ok gary davis ok play some leighan cortes ok
Bill Shaw
8/26/2009 3:20 AM UTC
I reckon I'll tune my pipes up 'n read some of my stuff this comin' Friday nite (28th) at 7:30 (Texas time). Thanx for the invite. Reb
Journey West - Gale
7/13/2009 4:26 PM UTC
Thanks Ralph and Tamara for inviting Journey West to your back porch and playing our music. We had a great time, learned how to do better for next time, and are looking forward to seeing at the WMA in Albuquerque in November. Gale Rogers www.journey-west.com
620wildfire
5/22/2009 11:57 PM UTC
boy I sure wish I could get my picture on your listners list. Roger
Raymac
4/4/2009 8:03 PM UTC
Hi Ralph, if your off the backporch, and sitting in your E-Z chair around 9:00 P.M join me for tonights show, theme is Country... Have a Blessed weekend
Ol Cowpuncher
2/24/2009 3:14 AM UTC
Thanks you guys....YOu do awesome things for western Music!
Viveca Gresham
11/13/2008 9:55 AM UTC
spoken word artist Geoffrey Holman aka Priest this sunday 3pm eastern. join me and guest host Timothy Arnold,....working with artists from Def Jam tune in to interview with Turae of Def Jam next week appearing in Philly on November 30th, 2008..."i'll be there, so you be there..."
MUDDY PAWS RECORDS
7/15/2008 7:48 AM UTC
Hey ya'll, Thanks so much for playing our song, sung by Joe Sins. It was very exciting as the songwriters to have it played. I hope everyone enjoyed it as much as we enjoyed writing it. Great show! Know what Angel told his nephew about sagging britches? "Better watch what your advertising for boy!" He hasn't worn those pants since. LOL Thanks again ya'll. It was a real treat. Dee
Western Belle
7/1/2008 3:34 AM UTC
Enjoyed the show tonight very much! Good Guests Woody has outdone himself again!
Outlaw Jessie Del
6/26/2008 4:16 AM UTC
Hi Ralph & Tamara, I just got back from Albuquerque with Devon and we had a blast. My internet service was down for a month before we left that's why I havent been in touch but, it's fixed now, I don't know for how long but, we'll see. Outlaw
Rob and Eric
2/4/2008 4:41 PM UTC
Hey guys, thanks for listening to the ZRP. We appreciate it!
Annette Jones
1/21/2008 10:08 PM UTC
Good to see y'all today! One of these day's I'll be on time!
goofyboy
1/15/2008 3:12 AM UTC
I listened in for a bit. I saw that I can download it and listen later. It's nice to know I can do that. Keep up the good work.
Fake Buddy
1/14/2008 9:43 PM UTC
Hey guys, good chating with you!
Ralph in England
1/14/2008 9:37 PM UTC
Enjoying the show tonight. I just checked out your new station www.live365.com/stations/ralphsbackporch and it's great. Gives me some good music from hoime to listen top as I tend my flocks.
Larry & BT
1/7/2008 6:27 AM UTC
Thanks for listening! From those Reptile Radio guyz...
Jamison
1/5/2008 11:08 PM UTC
Thanks for stopping by my show!
Jenni Etner
12/31/2007 9:41 PM UTC
The hosts od this show are totally fantastic. If you don't like this show you want like any.
darrenlucas
12/31/2007 8:52 PM UTC
I absolutely love this show. I love how Ralph and Tamara handle it, and the guests they have on the show.
12/31/2007 7:24 PM UTC
May I be the first to wish you and your extended worldwide radio family a very Happy New Year from England. You can only go from strength to strength with Ralph's BackPorch. Let me leave you and your listeners with this small message. Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it. Happy 2008
doodleplanet
12/29/2007 3:16 PM UTC
Hey Ralph, I just noticed that you are celebrating YOUR birthday on MY wedding anniversary day! My husband and I will be married 14 years on the 14th day of January! Have a terrific birthday! Dee from Goldendoodle World
12/29/2007 3:14 PM UTC
Hi Ralph! Hi everone! I hope to catch up with you guys one day so we can talk about Goldendoodles! Glad you got the show going. Dee from Goldendoodle World
Pastor Hank Wilson
12/28/2007 9:09 PM UTC
Hey guys, Thanks for stopping by the Cowboy Gospel Hour and making it one of your favorites, I really appreciate it, I'll be sure to mark the 11th on my calendar. God Bless Hank
PPC1
12/24/2007 8:23 PM UTC
KEEP STANDING UP PEOPLE FOR OUR KIDS TOMORROW PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/24/2007 7:21 PM UTC
Hi Tamara and Ralph, I would like to wish you, your families and all of your listeners on Ralph's Back Porch a very Happy Christmas and a healthy New Year from England. God Bless all of you. Ralph
Marty @ ohexpress
12/19/2007 11:24 PM UTC
Great shows, I listen on my mp3 player later on most of the time.
The Pawz Cauze Show
11/30/2007 1:34 PM UTC
Hi Guys, Thanks for listening to my show! Great to know you are animal lovers. Perhaps you would enjoy coming on my show to discuss your rescued babies and your love for animals. I'm sure we can plug your show in there as well *grin & wink* Pawz Up, Leigh
11/19/2007 8:09 PM UTC
hi tamara
10/22/2007 8:07 PM UTC
It was a real pleasure to be able to talk to all of you on Ralph’s Back Porch tonight. We were all so close, but so far away. About 5,000 miles as the crow flies... There are times to discuss frivolous things and times to be serious. I think we did a bit of both... I just wanted to say a big ‘thank you’ for allowing me the air-time and a place to express my views on a serious matter that effects all of us... I look forward to the day we can have another chat and possibly visiting you and cousin Tamara after I move back to the USA next year... God Bless all of you and God Bless America. Ralph Bowles
tazass
10/9/2007 2:14 PM UTC
Hey Ralph and Tam...Just listen to the show and it was pretty good....I still find it strange that ya'll call Tam...TaMARa...lol....can't wait to hear the next show...maybe I'll call in with a joke...Good luck...Brenda
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Remember the the days gone by where neighbors sat out on their porches, discussing the weather and the latest gossip? Rocking and swinging to a rythm of a slower life? Your paw or granddaddy would say something profound, and all the others would nod, and sit in silence as they contemplate the significance. Then Uncle Skeet from down the road would pipe up with a funny story, causing everyone to fall into side splitting laughter. Do you remember that? At Ralph's Backporch we do and we miss it. Neighbor, we invite you to come sit a spell with us. Kick back in that rocker, pull up the porch swing and relax, grab a cup of joe or a glass of sweet tea and sit a spell, stare out across the pasture as we chew the fat, tell a few windies, share some laughs and solve the worlds problems.
Ralph and Tamara
Date / Time: 12/1/2009 1:00 AM UTC
Category: Music
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Date / Time: 10/20/2009 12:00 AM UTC
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10 Rules For Dating My Daughter
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilising a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early." Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better. Rule Nine:Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged, dim-witted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Rule Ten:Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.
“Now listen carefully,” he told the homeowner, “I’m going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctivly crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap the handcuffs on”
“Ok, got it.” the homeowner replied. “But whats that shotgun for?”
“If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla,” the man said, “shoot the Chihuahua.”
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
“You’ve been such exemplary statues,” he announced to them, “That I’m going to give you a special gift. I’m going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want.” And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
“You still have fifteen more minutes,” said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, “Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I’ll crap on it’s head.”
A lady was throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out and hired a caterer, a band, and a clown.
Just before the children’s party started, two bums showed up, looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for them, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they would help chop some wood for her out back. Gratefully, they headed for the backyard.
The guests arrived, and all was going well, with the children having a wonderful time. But the clown had not shown up. After another half an hour, the clown finally called the woman to report that he was stuck in traffic, and would probably not be able to make the party at all.
The woman was very disappointed, and unsuccessfully tried to entertain the children herself. Then she happened to look out the back window, and saw one of the bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watched in awe as he swung from tree branches, did mid-air flips, and leaped high into the air.
She called to the other bum and said, “What your friend is doing is absolutely spectacular! Do you think your friend would consider repeating his performance for the children at my party? I would pay him $50.00!”
The bum replied, “Well, I dunno. Let me ask him… Hey, Willie! For fifty dollars, would you chop off another toe?!”
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