Probably Uncalled For...  

You gotta love how the criminal mind works sometimes. I mean, s**t like the nimrods recently trying to hotwire the car with no engine in New Zealand is a little run-of-the-mill anymore, kind of like morons falling asleep (or a variety of other activities of daily life) on railroad tracks. You still have to admire the boundless optimism. It's always gonna be an awesome score, even if it turns out to be a f**king station wagon with the engine ripped out of it.

Then, you have the few, the proud, those just dumb enough not to have managed to kill themselves by this point, but crafty enough to raise the bar for all other dumba**es on down the line.

In Grayson, California on Thursday, Silbestre Menera, an inmate with only one day left to serve, escaped from the county honor farm. Sheriff's deputies, a K-9 team, and the California Highway Patrol are on the hunt as I'm writing this. Menera was serving a five day sentence, with two days credit, on a DUI charge, with another DUI charge still pending, according to a Stanislaus County Sheriff's deputy.



Five days? That was it, and you couldn't handle five f**king days? Look at yourself, ya schmuck, do you think you qualify for the beautiful people's special in California, (45 minutes for most anything, as long as we get some airtime out of it)? I wonder how much time your stupid a** is going to rack up on the second DUI charge, along with your escape, should the authorities manage to track you down (personally, I'm amazed they didn't take your dumb a** down in less time than it would have taken to have Domino's delivered). I mean, you thought another twenty four hours was too much...