Probably Uncalled For...  

Could be worse, though. After all, in so far as I know, Pringles are not responsible for any airport shutdown time over a security scare. While at the same time reports are coming out of Britain that besides the dangerously low potato content of Pringles, knife crime is now a bigger concern than terrorism, from Sweden comes the news of the chocolate milk that ground Arlanda airport to a halt...sort of The "device" detonated by security staff last Wednesday turned out to be a box of O'Boy chocolate milk mix wrapped in duct tape. Why anyone felt it was necessary to wrap a box of the local favorite in duct tape for the airport is a mystery, as a large portion of terminal 5 was blocked off for several hours, although passenger disruption was minimal. It is a lot more tasteful, no pun intended, than the sex toy scare the airport suffered in January, however...

Not that I'm one for jumping on the bandwagon of scares mass media creates, but I did find an example that makes you wonder how they missed it. A study conducted by Loughborough University with elderly Indonesians found that high consumption of soy products can lead to increased memory problems and risk for dementia in people of later ages. Great, so on top of the whole Soylent Green crap from the Pringles story, now soy is gonna wind up being bad for you? Aw, hell no. Although, there is a little sense to be found from it. I have dated a couple of women who liked cooking tofu...like I like tofu...like anyone really likes tofu, but anyhow, they always did seem a little off. Then again, I seem to have an unfortunate tendency of drawing women a little off into my gravitational field. Some people are just morbidly f**king lucky that way.

Bon appetite. If you can figure out what exactly what the hell you're eating, and whether or not it's bad for you, you might just enjoy the meal...