Probably Uncalled For...  

Damn, wasn't aware we could ramble quite that much...I don't think we made it halfway through the notes for last night, but what the hell? I think it worked pretty well.

$5 a pop for stray cats and dogs in Randolph, Iowa? Tough time to be a pet owner in that neck of the middle of nowhere. Like I said last night, I bet ya the stray pet racket replace copper theft as the illegal side income of choice in or abouts Randolph, Iowa.

Still absolutely amazed by the concept of bringing in volunteer couch potatoes to act as "ringers" on park benches in a high-end part of San Diego. Yeah, stay classy. Wonder what Bill O'Reilly thinks, seeing as how he hardly believes in the homeless (I can't remember if it's in large numbers or at all). Even less surprising to me no one has taken up so-called "community activist" Esther Viti on her proposal. They're all at home, thinking either "f**k it, let the homeless get the fresh air, Next Friday's on USA," or "God, this Esther Viti chick is a massive douchebag." The first seems more likely, but the second seems more accurate.

Well done to Colorado, Alabama, Mississippi, and Missouri, as well as any other states that have or are looking into legislation to make child rape a death penalty-eligible offense. Now, if a state or two could figure out how to prevent the majority of death row inmates from old age...

Now that Bob "Gilligan" Denver and Dawn "Mary Ann" Wells from Gilligan's Island have both been busted for marijuana possession, who do you think's gonna be the next one to take a collar? I can't call it, as I couldn't tell you who's still alive from that show or not...but still can't wait to see.

Chad Kroeger...big rockstar, but perhaps a little too desperate for beer when he was growing up. On the positive side, it is good to see that he has something to fall back on just in cause the music thing doesn't pan out.

In response to Chicago's recent mulling over of banning mini-ziploc bags, the dope game in Chicago has announced a breakthrough to combat the ban...it's called bigger bags, you dumba**es. What the f**k, will that city ban anything? Why don't they try to ban dead people voting?

Thanks again for checking us out this week, and we hope to catch you back Tuesday night, live at 8PM Eastern/5PM Pacific for an all-new Probably Uncalled For.