Probably Uncalled For...  

How amusing when noble intentions collide...while a bill passed by the Wisconsin Senate would allow pets to be included in restraining orders in domestic violence cases, PETA continues their efforts, this time with a new anti-leather ad featuring Jenna Jameson.

My initial thought was "yarg, who the blue damn is willing to pay to see the 2008 model Jenna Jameson naked?" Certainly, no one running a national ad campaign or who remembers when she looked like she still had a passing relationship with a fork, not even PETA's occasionally silly a**.

Thank god for pleather. For a white guy who looks like he could reasonably pass for a substitute English teacher, I know it is a jarring statement that could potentially trigger unpleasant mental images, but you made it past the thought of Jenna Jameson nude in the here and now, so work with me here. Let Tito Ortiz suffer...

Jameson will appear in the ad in a pleather bikini and a black wig, in a takeoff on Bettie Page's image. The ads were just fine with Jameson (whom I can imagine was happy to be in any spotlight at the moment), as she is a big fan of the pleather. Again, no big shock. Jameson added that "anyone who knows me knows I've kind of lived half my life in it." Yes, yes indeed...it's just a damn shame it didn't shrink to fit, as well...