Probably Uncalled For...  

The one you won't hear coming...according to the February 2008 Playboy, 29 men have experienced hearing loss as a result of erectile dysfunction medication. I said it last night on the show...if the vajayjay is good enough to go deaf over, more power to you. Closed captioning's a b**ch, don't get me wrong, but damn yeah, more power to you.

Guys-only gatherings never went out of vogue, no matter what the hell the Seattle Times seems to think. What simply has to stop is this 'mancation' bulls**t. It does not matter if you're hetero, homo, metro, or asexual troll living under a f**king bridge- it is a vacation. Bottom line. End of story, damnit, and could you all stop and get some balls on your way back through? Hope you don't get caught up in customs.

Since that kid in Poland basically built a remote control to take over his city's train system, I'm now waiting for the day when some jackhole uses an XBox 360 to commandeer the New York City subway system, or some similar hot mess. Think it's not possible- just look at the movie Wargames. This 1983 Matthew Broderick epic showed us a s**tty home PC and an old school push button phone could poleaxe NORAD. Now, 25 years down the road...?

Norwegian crime is funny, even if the police and everybody else in the country have seemed to given the f**k up on the problem. I mean, come on, an in-ground swimming pool getting swiped is not only freakin hysterical, but damn impressive, to boot. Wonder if pool theft is on the rise now in Norway...

That guy in Canada who successfully challenged his breathalyzer test on the grounds he was too cheap to get loaded? Yeah, I think that motherf**ker owes the rest of us a round.

Who's dumber, I wonder...a millionaire living in New Jersey, or a tourist picking Colombia as a vacation destination?...

Now that the steroid scandal has apparently impeached the levees of the sporting world, threatening to engulf other areas of the entertaiment world, most notably the music industry, I wonder if Dominick Dunn is gearing up for his own version of the Mitchell Report? Of course, they would release it on Tru TV, but it would feature a lot less scrubs,
I would imagine...

I don't care what anyone says- the New York Post hiring a Jessica Simpson lookalike to sit behind the Dallas Cowboys' bench- third row, during their home playoff loss to the Giants on Sunday, was absof**kinglutely brilliant. That's what Tony Romo gets for going to Mexico rather than practice. No go dry T.O.'s eyes and tell him to wait for next year...

It was good to have ppdingles back in the studio for the show last night. It's been a rough couple of months for The Internet Legend, with the extended illness and passing of his father earlier this month, and he has appreciated all the thoughts and prayers that were
sent his way.

Be sure to be back in front of your monitor next Tuesday night, with nothing better to do, cause Probably Uncalled For will return, live as always, 8:00PM Eastern.