phreakiphred

I consider myself a Common Sense kinda guy. I can't be a Democrat because I like spending the money I earn; I can't be a Republican because I like spending the money I earn on hookers and drugs! (if you're not laughing or at least smiling at that statement you must be a NO sense-of-humor progressive liberal) BUT.... If being "Conservative" means loving America, Mom (rest her soul), Apple Pie, Leave It To Beaver (Life Values) and John Wayne (because he's FREAKIN' John Wayne..duh) then I guess I'm Conservative