Episode XVIII: Back With A Vengence

LIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!!!

As everyone is surely aware, the Cannibal has been off the airwaves the past three nights. Initially this was due to elements of nature that effected our signal for broadcasting, but yesterday, it became known that Simple had attacked the studio in an effort to keep the show from airing.

Tonight, we release ourselves from the shackles that Simple tried to hold us down with.

- We will have an excellent treat tonight as a brand new co-host will join Kermit in the studio.

-We will have a top of the line sports segment, as usual, Sports with Ryne.

-We will have a multitude of topics for discussion, including the WTBC (World TrashBall Championships) and Simple's genre transformation.

-We will, as always have great callers to put their own special touch on the topics and the Cannibal itself.

TOPICS:

1) Kermit's Big Announcement

2) Are Mermaids Real?  If so, are they spineless cowards because they choose to hide from humanity?

3) Women Members at Augusta? OUTRAGE

4) Yellow Sno-cones: The Prospect of Consuming Human Urine

5) Trashball for Dummies

6) Tales of the Horseface: Callers shed light on the infamous Horse Faced Woman.

7) Who would you trust more to babysit your kids: Simple or an Inbred from Alabama?

8) Gas Station Food: Questionable or As Pure as the One who Wrought it?

9) Is it true that one can cure jock itch by eating gold bond powder? Will Mutations Occur?

10) Are Goats the Most Underrated Beasts on Earth?