Episode XV: Speak Softly, except while on the Cannibal

LIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!!!!!!!

If you missed last nights episode, go and listen to the replay right now! It was filled with great topics, great callers, and as always, a great segment on Sports with Ryne.

If you want to make up for missing last night, do yourself a favor and tune in tonight- it promises to be one for the ages.

Also, Cannibal Co-Host Shawn Davis hopes to settle the debate that started last night in regards to biker gangs and all sorts of sexually transmitted diseases.

There were a number of topics we did not get to last night, so we will have some topics that make a return appearance.

Call in, share your thoughts, talk to Kermit, whatever you want to do. Just get on your phone and call the Cannibal tonight!

BREAKING NEWS: We have recently become aware that we WILL be having Simple on the Show tonight to perform one of his many Hit Singles. Be sure and tune in- you dont want to miss this!

TOPICS:

1) Fathers who Wear "Affliction" brand shirts: The Scum of the Earth

2) From Men to Menstrators: the Greatest Tragedy of All

3) More Deadly: SARS or Laziness?

4) Less Trustworthy First Name: Keith or Jasper?

5) What is the best sauce/dressing/condiment?

6) Did #Nickelback front man Chad Kroeger  remove the legs of several live rodents as a child, or was he considered an adult when he did this?

7) Check the Family Tree: A Warning Against Unknowingly Marrying Inbreds and the Effect this Has on Your Own Family Tree.

8) Steel Toe Boots and Herpes Simplex II: The Debate Rages on (Special Shawn Davis Segment)

9) Gotta Hate a Horseface: Kermit Breaks down the most Unattractive Type of Woman

10) Being Homeless: Pros and Cons