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Episode XIV: The Reckoning

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Last night, as we are sure a lot of our listeners are aware, we had our weekly "Sunday Night Spectacular" canceled due to threats of a "violent and harmful nature."

Simple, a famous, or rather infamous, caller on the Oxford Cannibal, contacted Kermit late yesterday afternoon in the Elm Street Studio.

According to Kermit, "Simple sounded furious. Outraged. He was almost impossible to understand at first, then I could see that he was raving about us having an episode on the Sabbath. It then became clear to me that Simple intended to 'Burn Elm Street to the Ground' IF we did not cancel the Sunday Night Spectacular."

We will have a normal show tonight. We will have Sports with Ryne. We will have topics. We will have normal callers. BUT we will get to the bottom of this Simple Situation.



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