Howboutcheee! Ol' Rooter...me...is getting drunk, and bored out of my gord. I recon I'll do a show. Give me a call. Although I'm drinking merlot this evening, I'm sure the bottle will be working good.
Don't be skeeeered. If you have no life, call in. We can compare our boredness.
This shiat is pissing me offfff!!!1! I'm drunk, and wanna chit-chat. No one wants to pick up when I call their show, so I'll just do my own. 1 hour only tonight. I'm for real...back out quiet!
Come on in, the whiskey's fine!
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