Off The Airhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheairFrom the last frontier of free speech, unregulated, unedited and uncensored, Off The Air is a free format Internet radio show and Podcast. Defined only by our constantly changing content, performers and guests, it's a raw radio show broadcasting from the very edge of western civilization in Hollywood California. We’re exercising our freedom of speech, listen at your own risk.enBlogTalkRadio.com. All Rights Reserved.Sat, 15 Jun 2019 13:00:00 GMTSat, 23 Jul 2011 06:00:00 GMTCultureBlogTalkRadio Feed v2.0https://dasg7xwmldix6.cloudfront.net/hostpics/f8b0c3c4-09d0-404a-ada6-db1cddc390a7_ota_justmm.jpgOff The Airhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheairFrom the last frontier of free speech, unregulated, unedited and uncensored, Off The Air is a free format Internet radio show and Podcast. Defined only by our constantly changing content, performers and guests, it's a raw radio show broadcasting from the very edge of western civilization in Hollywood California. We’re exercising our freedom of speech, listen at your own risk.feeds@blogtalkradio.comBlogTalkRadio.comculture,sex,death,borders,current,hollywood,money,economy,1984,adultOFFTHEAIRnoFrom the last frontier of free speech, unregulated, unedited and uncensored, Off The Air is a free format Internet radio show and Podcast. Defined only by oepisodic3x = x+5? AKA People Who Deman Helphttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/07/23/3x-x5-aka-people-who-deman-helpComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/07/23/3x-x5-aka-people-who-deman-help/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/07/23/3x-x5-aka-people-who-deman-helpSat, 23 Jul 2011 06:00:00 GMT3x = x+5? AKA People Who Deman HelpMore nonsense from our friends over at "Off The Air" radio.  Turns out Chloe was born Mexican.  Smartedness is a virtue.  We do a little algebra.  Thing that piss me off: National Geographic's new documentaries based on fear rather than nature.  Ugo calls in to tell us about the story of Jose A., illegal border crossing from Mexico into the US, mad coyotes, San Francisco, Villa Frascati, theft and the credit card that saved his life.  We try to help Chloe quit her job but she hates confrontations.  Kevin calls in from his fishing boat to show us how bad his cell phone's connection.  It all ends with a nice quote.00:38:00OFFTHEAIRnobirth,illigal imigration,algebra,help,cheatingMore nonsense from our friends over at "Off The Air" radio.  Turns out Chloe was born Mexican.  Smartedness is a virtue.  We do a little algebra.  Thing that piI'm Sorryhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/07/02/off-the-airComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/07/02/off-the-air/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/07/02/off-the-airSat, 02 Jul 2011 06:00:00 GMTI'm Sorry   We have to apologize for tonight's show...no really...we do. Why you ask? Well tonight's show is titled "I'm Sorry" and for good reasons. Matias tells a story about something that did or did not happen to him and whether or not saying you're sorry is appropriate, needed, helpful and whether or not it matters if the person one might owe an apology deserves that apology if they are mad about what happened. Lovely co-host, Chloe, does some wonderfully awful impersonations of Matias opening the show and shares her ideas about when, how and inwhat yoga position one should or could say they are sorry. Co-host Kevin Dorian joins in with his two cents on apologies and even gives us an anecdote about making drunken fool of himself at Heath Ledger's new year's eve party and what happened when he bumped into Heath six months later at a Radiohead concert after-party andapologized to him for being an obnoxious party crasher. We're also joined by Ugo Bianchi for another one of his tales. This time it's Vegas debauchery in "Anecdotes of A Dirty Old Man" where we find out about his short-lived, whirlwind romance with a superstitioushooker looking to get lucky in The City of Sin circa 1972, who banged and bankrolled him at the blackjack tables for 2-3 days straight (he's not sure, it was all a blur). And of course, Matias ends with one of his wonderful quotes just before we wish our beloved Chloe a happy belated birthday. Join us next week for more Off The Air and send any email for the show to ask [at] offtheairpodcast [dot] com. Don't forget to subscribe with iTunes (and comment/rate each episode) or with your favorite podcast client. 00:33:00OFFTHEAIRnotalk,superstition,satire,sorry,sexWe have to apologize for tonight's show...no really...we do. Why you ask? Well tonight's show is titled "I'm Sorry" and for good reasons. Matias tellAre You Smarter Than a Stripper?http://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/06/21/are-you-smarter-than-a-stripperComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/06/21/are-you-smarter-than-a-stripper/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/06/21/are-you-smarter-than-a-stripperTue, 21 Jun 2011 03:00:00 GMTAre You Smarter Than a Stripper?From the last frontier of free speech, unregulated, unedited and uncensored, Off The Air is a free format Internet radio show and Podcast. Defined only by our constantly changing content, performers and guests, Off The Air is a raw broadcasting from the very edge of western civilization in Hollywood California hosted by Matias and one of his many guest co-hosts. Segments include: Shit That Pisses Me Off. First Person Singular: The Doctor is out and the patients have taken over the asylum. Tales of ordinary madness from the residents of the Serling Memorial Hospital. The Life of Bianchi: Anecdotes of a dirty old man. Constitutionally Correct: How to get ahead in politics without loosing your head. A Date With Chloe: Love and sex according to a girl. Brady’s Corner: Paranormal and unexplained. Shit or Shinola: Irreverent reviews of the re-viewable. Free Dirt: Stuff someone is giving away. Cobra Oil: Modern cure-all remedies that cure nothing. Things Other People Said. Involuntary social commentary sips through the cracks and ties it all together between moments of chaos and bizarre guests. We’re exercising our freedom of speech, listen at your own risk. 00:44:00OFFTHEAIRnocurrent,sex,economy,money,deathFrom the last frontier of free speech, unregulated, unedited and uncensored, Off The Air is a free format Internet radio show and Podcast. Defined only by our cBigfoot Little Foothttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/06/07/bigfoot-little-footComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/06/07/bigfoot-little-foot/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/06/07/bigfoot-little-footTue, 07 Jun 2011 03:00:00 GMTBigfoot Little Foot Matias helms the show with Kevin and Chloe co-hosting in studio. Things start off with a little chitchat and Chloe confesses about her visit to the "Touch Me Museum" as a child. Once again Matias talks about things that piss him off and touches upon lateness, respect, software protection and piracy. Kevin talks about his recent bout with vertigo right before Ugo Bianchi calls in for his segment "Anecdotes Of A Dirty Old Man". Ugo's tale is that of his coming to America, how he got his green card and how in 1962 he showed up in front of Warner Brothers studio in Burbank asking for a job to become a movie star. The main body of the show revolves around Bigfoot and Kevin's obsession with its existence. Gregorio calls in pretending to be an expert but makes little sense and Matias and Kevin talk it out but reach no conclusion. The show ends with the brand new segment "Questions From The Future" where we try to answer a question from Dominique, a very bright eight years old girl. 00:55:00OFFTHEAIRnobigfoot,dating,green card,museum,futureMatias helms the show with Kevin and Chloe co-hosting in studio. Things start off with a little chitchat and Chloe confesses about her visit to the "Touch Me MFree Money (The History Of Money)http://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/05/24/off-the-air-tbaComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/05/24/off-the-air-tba/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/05/24/off-the-air-tbaTue, 24 May 2011 03:00:00 GMTFree Money (The History Of Money)In this episode we discuss the history of money from its origin to its misuse today. Is money really the root of all evil? Can everything be bought? Why is money a good servant but not a good master? Matias hosts the show with in studio co-hosts Kevin Dorian and Chloe, calling in from an undisclosed location is Professor Edward Chapelmont. It's the first one hours long show with a serious theme but not a very serious host. 01:01:00OFFTHEAIRnocurrent,sex,economy,money,deathIn this episode we discuss the history of money from its origin to its misuse today. Is money really the root of all evil? Can everything be bought? Why is moneThe Death of a Bookstorehttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/05/12/off-the-airComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/05/12/off-the-air/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/05/12/off-the-airThu, 12 May 2011 04:30:00 GMTThe Death of a Bookstore And so it turns out Borders Books has filed for bankruptcy so we decide to speculate on the implications it will have. Matias & Kevin host the show and talk about their adventures while attending the store closeout sale and the books they were able to find and those they were not able to find. This episode also marks the return of Ugo Bianchi to the show with a tale from his native Argentina and reflection on the rise to power of Eva Peron, affectionately known to her people as Evita. There's even room for a few books recommendations (1984, What Makes Sammy Run, Plutarch's Lives of the  Famous Greeks and Romans) and "The Story of Pixar" documentary. We talk about the Windows to Linux transition and as usual end with a quote by someone else. 00:31:00OFFTHEAIRnoborders,bankrupcy,Evita,1984,LinuxAnd so it turns out Borders Books has filed for bankruptcy so we decide to speculate on the implications it will have. Matias & Kevin host the show and talk abOrdinary Badnesshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/05/07/off-the-airComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/05/07/off-the-air/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/05/07/off-the-airSat, 07 May 2011 05:00:00 GMTOrdinary BadnessMatias & Kevin host this symposium on the origin of the Celtic race, the Irish potato famine, racial distinctions, Luis Bunuel's Grand Casino, Cinema, diets and a bunch of random quotes with surprise guests? It's a very strange episode but the sound quality is good.00:30:00OFFTHEAIRnorace,culture,current,guest,who caresMatias & Kevin host this symposium on the origin of the Celtic race, the Irish potato famine, racial distinctions, Luis Bunuel's Grand Casino, Cinema, diets andOther Peoplehttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/05/05/other-peopleComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/05/05/other-people/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/05/05/other-peopleThu, 05 May 2011 06:00:00 GMTOther People What else is there to talk about? Other people is the title of the show and one of our favorite subjects. Matias, Kevin and Chloe are all live in studio hosting this bad mouthing extravaganza. It's not as bad as it sounds, Matias revives his "Things That Piss Me Off" segment and talks about how much effort one puts in trying to change other people and how futile the whole thing is. He talks about accepting oneself and accepting others. Chloe tells us about her date with her dentist and what happened when he turned off the lights. It all goes downhill from there ...oh, did I mention it's Kevin's birthday? There's even room to talk about Osama, Guantanamo and all the fun stuff that keeps the world entertained. Is there more? Yes there is, triangles, squares and we end it all with a nice quote by Oscar Wilde: "Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow." 00:31:00OFFTHEAIRnorelationships,people,bad mouthing,dentist,OsamaWhat else is there to talk about? Other people is the title of the show and one of our favorite subjects. Matias, Kevin and Chloe are all live in studio hostinThe Death Optionhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/04/28/off-the-airComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/04/28/off-the-air/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/04/28/off-the-airThu, 28 Apr 2011 04:00:00 GMTThe Death Option Matias & Kevin host a new politically oriented show and talk to professor Chapelmont calling in from Washington DC. We talk about nationalism and Fortress America, a view of a future where borders would become extremely strict and international travel virtually impossible. We move onto the death penalty and freedom of information and its relation to good or bad adult entertainment. Matias proposes the idea of replacing the death penalty with the "death option", where the guilty party would have the choice to take his/her own life or spending the rest of their life in prison. We try to make the connection between education and a better society and touch upon a variety of different subjects. 00:30:00OFFTHEAIRnoculture,death,penalty,borders,adultMatias & Kevin host a new politically oriented show and talk to professor Chapelmont calling in from Washington DC. We talk about nationalism and Fortress AmerNo Borders & Ponstars in Goverment.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/04/26/off-the-airComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/04/26/off-the-air/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/04/26/off-the-airTue, 26 Apr 2011 04:00:00 GMTNo Borders & Ponstars in Goverment.The professor was kicked out of South America but holds no grudges. We discus a country's right to revoke visas and remove immigrants legal or illegal. We discuss the purpose of borders with particular attention toward the US-Mexico border. Are we moving toward a borderless world? Matias talks about his recent visit to Mexico and the issue related to people willing to risk their life in search of a better one. We touch upon the current Mexican situation and the creation of the European Union. We talk about politics in Europe and sex workers in parliament, Illegal immigration in the United States, obesity, Waco and Rudy Ridge all lumped up in one strange long impromptus symposium. 00:31:00OFFTHEAIRnoimmigration,borders,Mexico,adult entertainment,eventsThe professor was kicked out of South America but holds no grudges. We discus a country's right to revoke visas and remove immigrants legal or illegal. We discuWhy Is Smoking Patriotic?http://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/04/09/sex-love-in-the-big-cityComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/04/09/sex-love-in-the-big-city/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/04/09/sex-love-in-the-big-citySat, 09 Apr 2011 03:30:00 GMTWhy Is Smoking Patriotic? It's a guest extravaganza with Matias and Cody hosting and Big Brested Ashley from Oklahoma in studio as a guest. We talk about gas prices, corporate crime, rock stars, bus rides, smoking, courtrooms, television, wokirng out, freedom, homeless shelters and volunteering. Ashley tells us about her experience meeting her favorite rock star. Professor Edward Chapelmont does his Constitutionally Correct segment and Samantha the Stripper calls in to offer her services and explain that genital size is not as important as wallet size in her life. Ugo talks about Current Events and not much of ti can be understood then we have a special appearence by Bob The Workout Guy who gives working out tips while smoking a cigarette. The professor explains how smoking is actually patriotic and we all talk about introducing exotic dancing and pole dancing into America's courtrooms. It's a show unlike any other. 00:31:00OFFTHEAIRnosmoking,sex,stripper,courtroom,moneyIt's a guest extravaganza with Matias and Cody hosting and Big Brested Ashley from Oklahoma in studio as a guest. We talk about gas prices, corporate crime,Constitutionally Correcthttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/04/07/constitutionally-correctUS Governmenthttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/04/07/constitutionally-correct/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/04/07/constitutionally-correctThu, 07 Apr 2011 03:30:00 GMTConstitutionally Correct Matias and Cody cohost this episode of OFF THE AIR with special guest Edward Chapelmont and his political commentary. We talk about parking meters, bank fees, ATM fees, bumper stickers, protestants, prohibitionism, archelogy, Turky, prostitutions, Dolly Parton and much more. Two wonderful segments, Constitutionally Correct for politcis and Brady's Corner to discuss the paranormal ...Ugo does his usual rant on Current Events. We talk about a lot of things but onlly scratch the surface. Matias & Cody realize that some of the guests they have on are a little too smart for them. Show Description: Free Form Talk Radio and Podcast with Matias & Friends. From the last frontier of free speech, unregulated, unedited and uncensored social commentary, interviews, plays, reviews, paranormal, anecdotes, politics, love, sex, satire, current events, philosophy, free stuff and the unexplained. We’re exercising our freedom of speech so listen at your own risk. 00:31:00OFFTHEAIRnopolitics,freedom,debate,constitution,worldMatias and Cody cohost this episode of OFF THE AIR with special guest Edward Chapelmont and his political commentary. We talk about parking meters, bank feesApril Firsthttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/04/02/april-firstComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/04/02/april-first/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/04/02/april-firstSat, 02 Apr 2011 06:30:00 GMTApril FirstYou can lead a horse to water what you can't make it drink. Uncle Hugo is in some sort of institution when his nephew Vinnie pays him a visit. They argue about sex, mobsters, the medical profession, being psychotic, lunacy, Korea, Vietnam, womanizing and breaking out until Dr. Richard shows up. Performad by the cast of "Not The Mercury Theater" and directed by the host. In the post show chat Ugo makes a startling revelation about his sex therapist flying in from Denver and declares that things are working again down there crediting pills and his therapist. It's another show of Off The Air ....in honor of APRIL FOOLs' day! 00:29:00OFFTHEAIRnosex,mob,therapy,insanity,theaterYou can lead a horse to water what you can't make it drink. Uncle Hugo is in some sort of institution when his nephew Vinnie pays him a visit. They argue aboutPants On Firehttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/04/01/off-the-airComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/04/01/off-the-air/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/04/01/off-the-airFri, 01 Apr 2011 05:00:00 GMTPants On FirePeople that keep their turning signal on forever, militant vegetarian, vegan, spam emails, the secret, water filters and many more things that piss me off. Ugo Bianchi does the news his way and not much of it can be understood but we like it that way, news should not be understood anyway. Kevin Dorian is on again as guest and talks more about his book "Liver and Onions" and reads part of the first chapter, very enjoyable stuff. We talk about the cathartic nature of art and a few personal experiences with it. That's the show for you.00:31:00OFFTHEAIRnovegetarian,spam,the secret,news,catharticPeople that keep their turning signal on forever, militant vegetarian, vegan, spam emails, the secret, water filters and many more things that piss me off. UgoDead Man's Shoeshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/03/26/dead-mans-shoesComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/03/26/dead-mans-shoes/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/03/26/dead-mans-shoesSat, 26 Mar 2011 05:00:00 GMTDead Man's ShoesIt's Off The Air with Matias and Chloe. What's the nicest thing you've ever heard? Chloe will give us her answer. There's more from Ugo Bianchi and his insane adventures in the 60's and 70's in Hollywood. There's even more free dirt from our craigslist.com segment. Kevin Dorian will review something because you can't review nothing. Matias will talk about Arturo Toscanini because that is something worth mentioning. Chloe is convinced of having killed her grandfather and will tell us why. There's the show for you ...but then again none of this may actually happen so listen at your own risk.00:29:00OFFTHEAIRnodeath,music,review,nice,funnyIt's Off The Air with Matias and Chloe. What's the nicest thing you've ever heard? Chloe will give us her answer. There's more from Ugo Bianchi and his insane aJumping The Sharkhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/03/25/jumping-the-sharkComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/03/25/jumping-the-shark/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/03/25/jumping-the-sharkFri, 25 Mar 2011 04:00:00 GMTJumping The SharkDoes Chloe have a boy in her life? ..or is it a girl? More free dirt. Ugo Bianchi has more for his segment "According to Bianchi" and explores life in Hollywood in the 60's and 70's. After being deceived by a transvestite into a passionate kiss and escaping her Bel-Air mention where will our hero take us? Will Kevin give us some shit or some Shinola? Will Matias desperately continue to try and sound clever or will he finally reveal something about himself? Join in and listen to this motley crew and their ranting and raving ...or don't and we promise not to hold it against you.00:30:00OFFTHEAIRnoHollywood,happyness,true,shit,miseryDoes Chloe have a boy in her life? ..or is it a girl? More free dirt. Ugo Bianchi has more for his segment "According to Bianchi" and explores life in HollywoodA Most Unusual Timehttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/03/24/a-most-unusual-timeComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/03/24/a-most-unusual-time/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/03/24/a-most-unusual-timeThu, 24 Mar 2011 04:00:00 GMTA Most Unusual TimeOn the verge of running out of ideas but still full of unanswered questions Off The Air with Chloe & Matias continues for yet another episode. But this is no ordinary episode, Ugo Bianchi tells all and makes the most shocking of confessions. Listen in as we dedicate an entire episode to a true life tale of deception and corruption involving a lounge singer, a mysterious mansion in Beverly Hills, a Rolls Royce and a very dangerous liaison between our hero (Ugo Bianchi) and .... We'll have more from Kevin "The Pirate Dorian" and Chloe will sing us a song and we'll all make fun of her. Listen in, it's good for you. 00:31:00OFFTHEAIRnotrue story,bevery hills,hollywood,sexy,cultureOn the verge of running out of ideas but still full of unanswered questions Off The Air with Chloe & Matias continues for yet another episode. But this is no orWalking Distancehttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/03/23/walking-distanceCulturehttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/03/23/walking-distance/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/offtheair/2011/03/23/walking-distanceWed, 23 Mar 2011 04:00:00 GMTWalking DistanceIs Chloe really peeing her pants every time she goes sledding? Is it shit or Shinola? How far is too far to walk on a wooden leg? Do squirrels really need their tail? These and other questions may or may not be answered during this show. Joining us is Ugo Bianchi for his segment "According to Bianchi" to talk about life in Hollywood in the 60's and 70's and his recent appearance on the television series "True Blood". Kevin Dorian will continue his review segment "Is it shit or Shinola?" and will talk about the movie "Source Code" and his new erotic gadgets (TiVo). National Goof Off Day is upon us and we shall not disappoint our listeners. According to this site we've got 1340 characters remaining in our description at this point. Why are we telling you this? Because we are running out of ideas. 1236 now. 19th century Russian literature is a subject that will not be discussed during this show; we will however touch upon the simplicity of Voltaire's philosophical tails in an effort to sound smart. 00:31:00OFFTHEAIRnoHollywood,Source Code,craigslist,Voltaire,counter-cultureIs Chloe really peeing her pants every time she goes sledding? Is it shit or Shinola? How far is too far to walk on a wooden leg? Do squirrels really need their