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  Date / Time: 12/3/2009 3:30 AM UTC

  Category: Fun

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  Date / Time: 4/30/2009 2:06 AM UTC

  Piglet Paranoia

   

   
  
  Piglet says . . .
  
  "WASH YOUR HANDS !!!!!!!!
  
  Or you'll wind up with the very sssscccary swine flu! Oh d-d-dear!"
  
  
  AMERICA HAS PIGLET PARANOIA!

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• Date / Time: 4/10/2009 4:05 AM UTC

  I'm having another episode

  I love how simple blogs are referred to as "episodes" on this site. I have an episode every time I rant on here LOL
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• Date / Time: 4/9/2009 2:59 AM UTC

  The Whopper that needs counseling

  Why is Burger King ™ Angry Whopper™ so g*ddamned angry? Did someone p*ss it off? Is it the jalapeños? Is it on the rag 24/7? I'd like to punch it in the face and see how angry it really gets! Take that you burger!
  
  I think I am going to go the the  Burger King ™  in my old 'hood of Feasterville and order the Angry Whooper™ - "without the anger, but perhaps a touch of frustration"(Melissa from work gets credit for that line). A bunch of Indians run that particular location, and they would probably just look at me all confused, like "vhat is she saying hu-huhhu! Crazy American vhite-divil!" lol. I thought Indians worshipped cows - why the f*ck would they sell their god out?
  
  The Angry Whooper ™ needs to take the time and sign up for Anger Management Classes. Seriously, take time to enjoy life and give up your irate ways. Either that or I will punch you in the face! Fo Sho!

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• Date / Time: 4/7/2009 4:02 AM UTC

  Laugh maker

   I was watching Hogan's Heroes reruns after work tonight, and I paid attention closely to that stupid laughing machine. It doesn't even sound like laughter, if you listen closely, it just sounds like stupid noise. The Flintstones also used this effect. What's worse is that they had to use it to clue the audience in as to what parts were funny - the home viewers had to be instructed to laugh. They used it like every 2 seconds. I'm sorry, but the show wasn't that funny.  The laughing maker machine thingie sounded awful. I am very well aware that they didn't have the technology to film "before a live studio audience" back then, I know this. As for the Flintstones, perhaps they thought they were being cute and coy, I don't know. However, I believe that shows that are so-called "taped in front of a live studio audience" are a crock of sh*t too. The laughing sounds the same every time, no matter what the show is. How come no one goes nuts and laughs so loud and obnoxiously, like the I'm-laughing-so-hard-I'm-about-to-piss-myself kinda laughter? Either the machine is simply enhanced to at least sound more like laughter, or they have to redo the scenes whenever someone in their live audience busts a gut, or they hire a bunch of trained jackyls to laugh so montonously and uniformly. I dunno. I just think that the laughing machine is dumb for tv. If the viewer at home doesn't find your show funny, then a stupid half-assed chuckle-f*ck laugh-box isn't going to help.
  
  Yeah that's all I had.
   
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• Date / Time: 4/5/2009 6:28 AM UTC

  Tweet this, motherf*cker!

  Eff the internet. yeah. I see there is a twitter link on this site now - wtf? WTF is a "twitter?"
  "I'm all a twitter!" is what a polish nun in my high school said once.
  
  Seeing the "tweet this" link on blogtalkradio has inspired this rant, which stems from my first blog about my internet-government conspiracy theory. Check it out when you get a chance, if you care to.
  
  Twitter, myspace, facebook, friendster, classmates.com - all of those site can kiss my a**. I found that whilst on facebook for those measely 2 weeks I was a member, there was so much hypocrisy and links to other "networking" sites, it just p*ssed me off to no end. Then I came up with my "conspiracy theory" and deleted all of the accounts to sites to which I belonged and said eff it.  I found people on them put way too much information about themselves, more than I needed or ever wanted to know. And those who were former myspacers who said "myspace is gay", wound up on facebook, just to highlight even moreso their stupidity and hypocrisy. I admit, I was a frequent myspacer for over 3yrs, who blogged constantly and was all up in people's business, but when I saw those individuals who ditched myspace for facebook, ("it's gay", "it's a waste of time" "putting your personal information online is dumb" etc) it just proved to me even more that ALL of these sites are a waste of time and energy. So I ended my hypocrisy, with all my sarcastic surveys and my nosiness.
  
  I remember when facebook first came out, it was only for college students- it discriminated against those like myself who recently graduated from college but wanted to join - you couldn't join unless you were in college currently. To me, after being on facebook for those 2 weeks, it just proved that all of these so-called networking/friend sites are so full of sh*t - nothing more than a race of who-can-be the-biggest-internet-retard. I don't give a f*ck how many friends you have, or how many vacations you went on with your 500 pictures, or when's the last time you took a sh*t, or how cute you THINK your brats are. And I'm sure you don't give a rat's a** about me or what I do either. I had people requesting me to be their "friend", and I had to sit and think hard as to who the f*ck they were - mostly folks I graduated elementary school with, the same elementary school I only attended for eighth grade only - and these people didn't say boo to me 15 years ago. So why should they give a f*ck what I'm doing now?
  
  And God forbid you express a genuine opinion on any of them - you get your ass chewed out big-time. I remember once I wrote a bulletin & a blog about when the Spice Girls came to town, and how the news referred to them as "legends". Well, they're not f*cking legends at all, just a bunch of overdressed, English whores who claimed "girl powa". Well, my husband re-posted my rant, and some b*tch that was on our friends' lists( a friend-of-a-friend we met like one time) got all offended and called him a moron for getting so hyped about it. I commented, saying- who the eff is that, just delete her stupid a** from your friends' list.  Internet wars are lame, and even lamer that you can't even express an opinion without someone getting offended.
  
  I was told via email by a friend that he emailed me b/c I'm not in the "cool facebook/text-messaging crowd". I corrected his statement with "I'M TOO COOL for any of that" lol. Don't get me started on text messaging either - another complete waste of time. My theory is, if you have something to tell me, hit "send" and call me for christ's sakes. I don't have the patience to text back, so I went and blocked not only sending text messages, but I cannot receive them either. Why should I have to pay for text messages to be received that I don't want in the first place? So text away to me, I just won't get them. I'm not being rude for not responding, I just didn't get your message.
  
  Some of you may call me a hypocrite because I still chose to rant online on this site(and in the future, may post a survey or 2). Well all I can say is f*ck you and your politics. At least on this site, there's only information in my blogs, and whatever default picture (singular) I chose to disclose. And other than someone that's bored out there randomly reading this, only 4 people on this site may actually bother to read my crap, and perhaps an additional 2 or 3 others who told me personally that they missed my blogs or surveys, will actually bother to read my stuff on here and email me with comments, if any. I only have 3 "friends" on here, so there's no "popularity" race. Hell, my first and last name are not even stored in account settings on blogtalkradio. So I feel a little more safer about my privacy and freedom-of-speech, with of course the exception to the censorship - I still hate having to type asterisks in words like "f*ck" "sh*t" "c*nt" "p*ss", but oh well. It's all part of Big Brother's plan to stifle and limit so-called "freedom-of-speech."  
  
  So enough of that.
  
  Some updates: Angie hasn't had a nosebleed since the last time I blogged, nor did I purchase any nosebleeds either. We moved last week, and we're getting settled in. I'm digging the new crib big time. Special shout-out and thanks to all of you who helped us last Saturday - we are forever grateful to your kindness.  I still haven't finished my book yet. And I thoroughly enjoy JumpButton's weekly retro gaming show and Kenneth R's weekly discussion program - keep up the great work!
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