NSFW Guys  

I've eaten an entire pound of nutter butters so this blog post might just be a little crazier than most. By now many of you have noticed the ads on facebook. This is my doing. See I figured out that if you hit those buttons on your 'key' board in the right order facebook will put your ad on their website. So welcome facebook visitors. Welcome... TO YOUR DOOM! Not only does this site have two nay SEVERAL viruses (virii?), but it is also listed as a 'deviant' site by the United States CIA. This means all your IP addresses will be logged by shady government officials and soon you'll be visited by a pair of tall gentlemen with sunglasses. Whatever you do, do not invite them into your house, thats just what they want you to do. What you should do is say these words "Tortoise Shamrock Pookie Quetzal Gribbleson", and then close your eyes and think of Kansas. If you're lucky you'll escape with only the class D full cavity search. The alternative? Pork Flu.