NSFW Guys  

Lets all take a moment of silence. ... There. See, I looked good right there by telling you to take a moment, when for me all I did was type three dots. So listen up, I'm actually posting this blog update from inside your house. I've gotten that bag of Doritos from beside the fridge and I'm going to town. Whatever you do, don't go in your bathroom for a while because I have diarrhea and it is profoundly nauseating.  In fact, we've set up a secret radio station in your basement. If you don't have a basement would you believe.. septic tank? Anyway, the truth is if you believed any of that I've got a really cool bridge that could be yours for a low, looooow price. Listen to the show. Don't do drugs. Drink all your milk. Stay in school. Get 8 hours of sleep.

I leave you with the traditional greeting of planet Monostadt VII in the Crab nebula:

Bah Weep Granah, Weep Ninny Bahn.