An Exorcism in Germantown, or, "The Immaculate Deception"

Tonight, on a heretical edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we come back from a short, snowy hiatus to share tales of the shocking, sad and generally ridiculous. First up, from our own backyard, two women have been charged in the recent stabbing deaths of two young children at a Germantown townhouse -- in what Maryland police said was an attempt at an exorcism. We'll look at the details and talk about how religion screws up everything.

Next, while we're on the topic of religious screwing, a nun who said she had no idea she was pregnant gave birth in Italy this week after she felt stomach cramps in her convent and was rushed to hospital. Nuns don't usually have sex, and by usually, I mean pretty much never. So we'll take a look at her story and openly wonder what wicked webs a penguin weaves...

Later, because people aren't ridiculous enough, a Nigerian woman publicly disowned her cat whom she had kept as a pet for seven years for what she termed "an unnatural sexual behavior" which she finds disturbing and "a contradiction of the laws of nature." In other words, she wants to get rid of her cat...because she believes it's gay. We'll have fun with that one.

And finally, from the #DontBeDumb (maybe) File: A man suspected of robbing a GameStop in Nashville only wanted to stop as long as necessary, so he called the store in advance and asked employees to hold the items he planned to steal...which they did, and he did. We'll see what happened, and why the thief might be smarter than we'd like.

All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!