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On an illegitimate edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we celebrate another "Hump Day", starting with a tale of humping with disasterous consequences for an NFL superstar. A University of Houston senior claims she is pregnant with Texans star running back Arian Foster's son and that the football player has been pressuring her to get an abortion, leaving her "no choice" but to sue for child support, a restraining order and emotional stress. Since Foster is already married, emotional stress will be visiting him quite a bit.
Next, we Shout at the Devil with news that the lead singer of a Thai black metal band was stabbed to death by a Devil-worshipping fan because he had 'tarnished' Satanism. We'll talk about how another case of "keepin' it real" went terribly wrong.
Later, some stories are heartwarming, but never to this extreme: Doctors accidentally set fire to a patient undergoing heart surgery - causing the patent to wake up during the operation where surgeons ignited an alcoholic substance used to disinfect an open wound while using an electric scalpel. Somehow I don't think Mylanta will be able to soothe this case of heartburn.
And finally, here's a bit of free advice: Always take your gun out of your pocket before you take off your pants. Otherwise you might end up like William Rood, who shot himself in the chin as he attempted to disrobe Sunday evening. Some people need a hole in the head just like they need a hole in the head.
All that and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!
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