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Your Own Personal Jedi, or, "Show Me The Car Sex"

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Tonight, on a devout edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we wrap up the week with a simple, yet effective quartet of tales designed to astound and stupify!

First up, when you're in doubt and life seems unbearable, don't pray...use The Force! It's a religion barely two decades old and based off a movie franchise, but there's still a lot the Jedi have in common with other religious groups. We'll see just how expansive this semi-new hope is, and wonder if Jesus would have been better off if only he had a lightsaber.

Next, after being executed, an Iranian man was found to be not quite dead, to the delight of his family, but, feeling that justice was not properly carried out, the man has been rearrested and held until he is healthy enough...to be hung all over again. Talk about overkill.

Later, Edward Smith's love life has been in overdrive for the last 48 years. By his count, he's had more than 1,000 sex partners -- but only one was actually human. Ed's preferred paramours are more of the four-wheel variety, as he announces his decision to practice monogamy...with a VW Beetle. Stories like this tell themselves.

And finally, a Florida man learns the meaning of irony when he sets himself on fire while trying to build a burning cross display.

All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!

 

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